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Katsuki trained himself to resist quirks that compel/force you to tell the truth in a very unique way. It took him several months, but the pay off is absolutely worth it. 

He gets captured, and it’s almost 6 hours before he’s rescued by the heroes. There’s footage of what happened, and Aizawa has to watch it in order to figure out what Katsuki told them since Katsuki himself basically just passed out. The only good news is that the bad guys were using a quirk that compels a person to tell the truth, and Katsuki wasn’t injured, so he knows that won’t be on there.

For the first few minutes of the tape it’s just things getting set up, and then the quirk activates and Katsuki starts mumbling something. Aizawa can’t make out what it is, and it seems the captors can’t either.

“What are you saying brat? Speak up!”

Katsuki’s mumbling pauses for only a moment as a feral grin spreads across his face.

“As I was saying, Zebrafish are a vital study species, best characterized by-”

And then Katsuki proceeds to talk about Zebrafish and nothing but Zebrafish for 5 hours and 53 minutes straight without pause until the rescue team shows up, breaking the quirk.

Turns out he trained himself to start talking about Zebrafish (a species he chose because there’s so much research on them out there that he can spend a near infinite amount of time on them) whenever he feels the compulsion to tell the truth. By getting one of his captors to ask what he’s saying, it means he’s “answering the question” and as long as he keeps going and doesn’t run out of zebrafish facts, they can’t use the quirk to make him talk about anything else. His mind is 100% focused on zebrafish and nothing else.

The drawback to this method, as he discovers eventually, is that being drunk feels a lot like a truth quirk, so whenever he’s drunk/tispy he just starts mumbling about zebrafish. At the very least it keeps him from revealing anything embarrassing.

Aizawa is impressed. Everyone else is vaguely frightened.

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

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