The Thing About Ace Attorney Is That When It's Bad It's So So Stupid But When It's Good It Genuinely

the thing about ace attorney is that when it's bad it's so so stupid but when it's good it genuinely has the potential to be life changing and there is No Way to separate these things you have to take both you have to admit you're going insane over the same game that contains defenestrated bronze magician bust

me, starting disco elysium: ah I can say and do whatever is necessary to solve this case! who cares what people think of me!

me, approximately one second after meeting Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi: I am going to get a good grade in being this man's best friend, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

Yeah, sure dont tell me you’re gonna miss me. Just unpack my suitcase under the guise of wanting to randomly test a magic sponge on the sides of my shoes. There’s hardly even dirt, but you insist you can get it sparkling. Don’t tell me that you will miss me. Just announce that you’ll be doing your usual teenage boy workout in my room, bc the garage is too cold and you dont wanna go down there. You worked out down there last week. Dont tell me youre gonna miss me. Just steal my stuff out of my room over and over and run away, looking over your shoulder with a clear hope that I’ll chase after you and ensue a sibling bickering session that will last for ten minutes. “You can’t catch me!” You tease, when i don’t come following. I get up from my bed, and you sprint with a giggle. Dont tell me you’ll miss me. Just burst into my room and stare, or dance, or sing, or scream, until i look at you and say “why are you like this.”

What I really mean is “i love you because you are like this” but ill never say those words. You’re never gonna say youll miss me. You’re just going to sit on my floor. We both know what it means anyway

this is focusing on something SMALL, so i’m leaving out new biomes, bosses, structures, etc. feel free to go into detail in the notes, i’d love to hear all your ideas!

wanted to make a "what luxury do you secretly want" poll but I know half the comments would be like "my butler jeeves is NOT a luxury, op is just poor. delete the post immediately"

whenever I write from Laios’ POV I always try to describe emotions as physical sensations rather than internal stuff, but also I tend to do that with other characters so maybe I am just autistic