Hold The Fuck Up

hold the fuck up

its me im the fuck up someone hold me :3c

I'm bored so give me stuff to do

100 notes - I'll relearn piano and practice more

200 notes - I'll start making videos on my unused YouTube channel

300 notes - I'll put time into learning guitar

400 notes - I'll make an actual menu on my intro post

500 notes - I'll put on a maid dress

750 notes - I'll do whatever my most recent ask wants me to do (nothing 18+ though)

1000 notes - I'll EAT whatever my most recent ask wants me to. (nothing deadly, obviously)

and for a final boss because I'm running out of ideas

10000 notes - I'll eat a second bible

1 reblog per person

3 replies max per person

Good luck.

That sounds like something I'd name my cat tee bee tch

Cryptic Graffiti

(September 15, 2023)

New sideblog btw, it has nothing posted to it [as of 09/05/24], but it is here!!

Intro post... YAYAYAYYYAYA

Hello! My name is Max, but you can also call me Mari! I have a lotta this listed on my uh straw.page, but I'm gonna put all of this here, too:

✮ I use any pronouns! [It/they/xe Preference]

✮ I am a MINOR!! Please don't be creepy

✮ I'm Aroace and Agender!

✮ I'm absolutely HORRENDOUS at determining tone via text, so tonetags help a lot!!

✮ I do digital art and write sometimes!! It all will be posted here, or on my Ao3 :D

DNI AND BMF LISTS!

Please DNI if:

𑁍 You're Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, or a TERF

𑁍 Loli/Shotacons

𑁍 Proshippers

𑁍 P0rn blogs

PLEASEE INTERACT:

♡ If you're an Inkspedition/Alphalore fan [PLEASEPLEASEPL-]

♡ If you're a splatoon player

♡ IF YOURE A SFW DIGITAL ARTIST

♡ If we're friends anywhere else!! Any friends I've made on other social media platforms are obv welcome to Interact!!

CUSTOM #'S! FINALLY!!!

#You asked and 🎻🐏 answers = all asks!

#🎻🐏Rb = posts I've reblogged and added a note to!

#🎻Yapsesh🐏 = Me yapping about my special interests

#🎻RamRants = Js me ranting abt bs

#🖋🐏 = My digital art or writing!

#🎻Sillyposting = Js random shitposting

#🗳🐏 = Polls I make!

**Note: This post will have all my custom tags, + relevant tags!!

Again, no clue how long ago this was posted [Am I stupid?] But fiwb

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

"B-b-but, you'll find someone that youll want to date and have sex wi-" AH, WRONG!! RANDOM LIVESTOCK BEAM!!! 🐴🐐🐑🐏🐫🐷🐘🐑🐏🦛🐇🦙🐖🐗🦬🐂🐴🐃🫏🐈🐈‍⬛🦎🐢🐍🕊🦅🐓🐓🐥🐤🦘🦨🐤🐣🐘🐐🦬🫏🐷🐷🦙🐫🐖🐈🐢🐇🐖🦅🦨🦙🐖🐇🐢🐴🐖🐃🐖🐇🐗🐇🐣🐈‍⬛🐓🦘🕊🫏🐴🦙🐃🐘🦙🐢🐈🐗🐓🦨🦙🐍🐥🐗🐖🐍🐂🐗🦬🐑🐘🐏🐫🐷