Before:

before:

awwwhhh look at him he's so handsome I wanna pat his head I wanna ruffle his hair he's so cute I wanna kiss his adorable face and adore him so much awwww<3

after:

...............awwwhhh look at him he's so handsome I wanna pat his head I wanna ruffle his hair he's so cute I wanna kiss his adorable face and adore him so much awwww<3

poor bby:( he's definitely a emotional support puppet

Did John bring Billy to Mexico as like his emotional support puppet or when he called Amanda was he like "Bring Billy" and Amanda was like "ok" and he was like "bring his tricycle too, he needs his tricycle"

glad to see another mateo fan 🙏🙏🙏 i didn’t expect to like him so much from the trailers but his sweatiness and determination ensnared me.

for me it was love at the first sight 💀 nah I'll be honest I wanted him to perish buuuuuuut my bisexual ass just had to simp for Mateo, he is so adorable :(

I'D DIE AND LAUGH

failing a saw trap and as the life drains from your body you hear the oompa loompas come out and start singing

MY MANZ<333

I love him so much help

I'd date him

I'd take him out to eat-

SOMEWHERE NICE

This babygirl AAAGGGHHHH

LETS GO JOHN AND BILLY BISEXUAL DUO LETS GOOOO

these absolute madmen. they actually did it. they actually made billy the puppet bisexual.