I Need A Moment To Talk About The Weird Meta-narrative Trope Of Podcasts Having Podcast Creators In Them

I need a moment to talk about the weird meta-narrative trope of podcasts having podcast creators in them

Like seriously you see it in the podcasts that are supposed to recording and stuff. like "king falls am" or "the Magnus archives" and also a little bit and "kakos industries" (although I think that that's more just a self deprecating joke) but seriously this can't keep happening we can't keep having podcasts within podcasts it's too much for my little soul to handle. I had to hear my sweet blessed Jonathan make a "Casper mattress" joke, this has to end.

I Googled taco bells near me and they were all closed but one and I was like "damn how can Taco Bell close so early, that's bad business" but then I realized it was midnight

God, my life is in shambles.

Elias: Jon if you go into the lonely after martin, you will probably d-

Elias:... and he’s already gone 

My English teacher in the middle of class just walked over to the  recycling bin picked up a pile of papers and took them back to his desk while continuing to talk the whole time.

HE DID NOT ADDRESS THIS. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED. THERE WAS NO CONTEXT, THERE WILL BE NO CONTEXT. 

HELP     

Boys: please kind and just goose get us our Frisbee back

Goose: *sound of goosely displeasure*

Lady: fuck you goose these boys and their Frisbee are under my protection

Goose: *begrudgingly* take the Frisbee than you slut      

Spoilers for episode 31 of taz amnesty.

The entire taz fandom for 31 episodes: what crypid is Jake?

Griffin "your bestfriend" Mcelroy: seal

Us: seal is not a crypid

Griffin: um, look at a seal and say that again.