mari-and-mason - Mari n' Mason
mari-and-mason
Mari n' Mason

Duo of headmates in OSDD sys, Cottage-core gremlins

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mari-and-mason
10 months ago

So my sister wants to start sewing more, because

a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.

b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton

c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance

So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.

And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’

And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this

mari-and-mason
10 months ago
Steph:"my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is"
Texts between Steph and her dad about her hamster going missing.  Padre:”Please call me a soon as you get this it's an emergency”  Steph: “dad do not freak out it's just a hamster!! we will find him”  Padre:”Oh my God I'm so sorry honey” “I'm so sorry l'm looking everywhere” “Im so wicked sorry I'II keep looking all day” “I Can't believe this.”
Padre:”This is the absolute worst ever” “I'm Never going to forgive myself if he doesn't come back” “Should I keep looking for him or is that going to scare him into hiding” “If I can't find him today I'm not going to work tomorrow so I can keep looking”  Steph:”Dad- he's just a hamster i don't blame you at ALL. you shouldn't skip work you are a lawyer and he is a hamster”
Picture of a hamster enclosure with food and a ring of flour arranged around the food.  Steph:”that looks good” “what's the white arc of bedding for? or is that bedding? what is that”  Padre:”Flour So I can see his footsteps if he comes to get the food”  Steph:”oh that's smart”  Padre:”So I know he's still alive”  Steph:”that's smart”
Padre:”I'm so sorry steph” “This is my biggest screwup ever. I will make it right”  Steph:”No it's not”  Padre:”I put him in his ball a whole bunch of times I should have double checked” “God is good I will trust him” “I know he likes peanut butter” “Peanuts” “That's a start”
follow up: He did find him!!!
Picture of Steph’s dad holding the hamster  Steph:”OMG” “DID YOU GET HIM??”  Padre:”Yes” “In his cage” “Are you effing kidding me”
Picture of the hamster jumping up towards Steph’s dad  Padre:”The little bastard is trying to get out again”  Steph:”arrest him”  Padre:”This was the most stressful day in my life since I took the bar exam” “Night”
mari-and-mason
10 months ago

A friend sent this to me today and I feel attacked😅

A Friend Sent This To Me Today And I Feel Attacked
mari-and-mason
10 months ago

''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

Don't abandon your writing

It’s pretty common to lose love for a project at some point during the writing process. If that happens, it’s always okay to step away.

But (and this is the important part), don’t quit! Take a break, give yourself a breather, but always remember to come back. Your story deserves to be told.

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

I Just Reada Really Good Fic But Halfway Through I Realized "oh Shit This Is Really Familiar.... Didn't

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I Just Reada Really Good Fic But Halfway Through I Realized "oh Shit This Is Really Familiar.... Didn't

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

I Just Reada Really Good Fic But Halfway Through I Realized "oh Shit This Is Really Familiar.... Didn't

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I Just Reada Really Good Fic But Halfway Through I Realized "oh Shit This Is Really Familiar.... Didn't

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

I got a free blaze so now you all have to look at pictures of my cat. Look at my precious daughter.

I Got A Free Blaze So Now You All Have To Look At Pictures Of My Cat. Look At My Precious Daughter.
I Got A Free Blaze So Now You All Have To Look At Pictures Of My Cat. Look At My Precious Daughter.
I Got A Free Blaze So Now You All Have To Look At Pictures Of My Cat. Look At My Precious Daughter.
I Got A Free Blaze So Now You All Have To Look At Pictures Of My Cat. Look At My Precious Daughter.
I Got A Free Blaze So Now You All Have To Look At Pictures Of My Cat. Look At My Precious Daughter.
I Got A Free Blaze So Now You All Have To Look At Pictures Of My Cat. Look At My Precious Daughter.
mari-and-mason
10 months ago
Starting A Collection
Starting A Collection

starting a collection

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

Every Single Time Someone Mentions Police Role-playing In A Sexual Context I Think Of This Tinder Interaction
mari-and-mason
10 months ago

good morning to all black alternative folks. this is a reminder that you shouldnt have to pick between your identity and your interests, and your blackness is hardcore as fuck. poser paste (and other hair colour waxes) is a great way to colour your hair bright vibrant colours without chemical treatment, i personally think bantu knots are the afro equivalent of liberty spikes, protective style mohawks are always sick as hell, and i think the anarchist symbol would make a hella cool mark. i love you!

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

Yes.

When people say, “nature is my religion” are they talking about flies that feed on shit, maggots in decomposing corpses, lionesses with stained teeth and mouths full of blood? Are they talking about floods and fires and things from which we should always run? Are they talking about carcasses, rot, death?

Or do they just mean “this particular copse of benign trees is my religion”

mari-and-mason
10 months ago
This Is Literally The Funniest Plot Twist In Any Form Of Media Ever

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

mari-and-mason
10 months ago
Caption: "Last night I dreamed I was a spawning salmon." One salmon in the center of a crush of swimming red and green fish looks worried. It is not as red as the rest.
Caption: "I was terrified of the finality of it all." The central fish has matured rapidly and looks distraught, flailing against all the other fish around it.
Caption: "But the other fish just said, 'go forward.'"

Not a big fan of what melatonin has been doing to my dreams lately.

mari-and-mason
10 months ago
Unidentified Fucking Thing

unidentified fucking thing

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

when it comes to consciousness raising you can spend time telling someone “crazy” is a slur or you can spend time explaining that what looks like “care” or “cure” or “mercy” to them is actually eugenics or abuse. one of these projects has to precede the other and i bet you can guess which one i would prioritize

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

I spend longer than I'm willing to admit napping. It's like my no. 1 hobby. Good to see I'm not the only one

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in

Respecting Women

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

whoever invented packing needs to fuck off a very large cliff and suffer

mari-and-mason
10 months ago
mari-and-mason - Mari n' Mason
mari-and-mason - Mari n' Mason
mari-and-mason
10 months ago
We Stan!!!!

We stan!!!!

We Stan!!!!

chaotic good

mari-and-mason
10 months ago

today is not my birthday

mari-and-mason
10 months ago
screenshot of an online test. the question reads "For as long as I can remember, I’ve felt a deep, heavy sense of loneliness." selected is true. underneath that is a red box that reads wrong! you have selected the wrong answer!

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