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The future is chicken, but life is now.

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My Deepest Darkest Fantasy Is That I Collapse On The Street And I Am Rushed To The Hospital. They Perform

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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