Davey: Dang, The Power Went Out

Davey: Dang, the power went out

Jasper: Don’t worry, I got this

Jasper: *stomps foot*

Davey: What?

Jasper: *sketchers light up*

Kenji: Okay, Darius and I are both drowning. Who do you save?

Ben: I don’t know, both of you?

Kenji: No, you can only save one

Ben: Well then Darius I suppose because he can’t swim that well and you’re an excellent swimmer

Kenji: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Ben: Why don’t you just let go of the anchor?

Kenji: It’s a family heirloom

Ben: I’m leaving

Jason: So, how’d you know you were bisexual?

Percy: I dunno. I guess I just realized I liked both guys and girls

Jason: I mean, I like both guys and girls and I’m not bi-

Jason: wait.

Ben: I have a plan

Yaz: thank god

Ben: It involves fire—

Yaz: absolutely not

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Gwen, about Max: Excuse me, I lost my kid, could I make an announcement?

Worker: Of course.

Gwen, over the PA speaker: Goodbye, you little shit