Steven Universe/marvel

Steven universe/marvel

Ok, I'm going to do song parodies of the songs in the Steven universe movie. Think of this as an au. An au where marvel characters take the place of Steven universe characters. They'll also still have gems. Here are the characters that will be featured for these songs

Steven universe: spiderman (miles Morales)

Pearl: doctor strange

Garnet: venom (I know doctor strange is a better fit for this but venom has that fusion vibe. I'll compensate for it but giving him the time stone for the future vision)

Amethyst: miss marvel

White diamond: Disney (no, that wasn't autocorrect. Disney is white diamond. Take that how you want to see it. Walt Disney, Mickey mouse, whatever)

Yellow diamond: Sony (I guess you could say that it's the head of Sony)

Blue diamond: fox (I guess the head of 20th century fox)

Pink diamond: genderbent Stan lee. (Rip. We all miss you)

Spinel: Deadpool (I mean, who else would it be?)

Bismuth: iron man

Peridot: vision

Lapis: namor

I'll be doing the following songs

Let us adore you

Here we are in the future. All versions of it sung throughout the movie.

Other friends

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Independent together

No matter what

Independent together

Drift away

Found

True kinda love (I guess that implies Eddie married his symbiote. Meh, not the weirdest thing ever)

Let us adore you reprise

Got it? Good.

Quick edit: I changed a cast member. Instead of hulk, it's miss marvel

I have 2 blogs. So I guess I'm just a weird fusion of mortal Kombat and marvel. On my other blog (crossover-multiverse) I guess I'm a void or something that makes crossovers happen? I'm not good at this

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

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Seizure/Panic Warning!

I’M SORRY SO MANY TEXT POSTS BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

there’s a post going around of some girl linking to a “picture of her prom dress” when the link leads to a picture of a gif’d mutilated face and screaming. i imagine that this could be very harmful to both people with epilepsy or those with anxiety problems and the like. it happened to alarm me a lot.

please boost so no one gets hurt! we don’t want any seizures or panic attacks!

ATTENTION! NEW PEDOPHILIA CODE

Remember when pedophiles (”MAPS”) on Twitter were using the pear emoji to identify themselves (x)? Well since that knowledge is so public, they have now switched to banana emojis as identification.

I’m sure many people who have been fighting this fight for as long as I have reckonise Francis…

…as well as Lecter.

Stay vigilant, and spread the word.

Other friends! Marvel/Steven universe au

Last time

Miles: 🎶here we are in the future and it's bright🎶

Spooky clouds

Miles: nevermind

Now the story continues

A giant injector floats down

???: Hey! Are you miles Morales!?

Miles: umm....yes?

???: Perfect. He makes a horn with his hand and blows into it rubber hose animation has it's advantages.

The injector prepares to stab the earth!

Venom: everyone! Move!

The injector stabs the earth

Miss marvel: hey! Nice park job, moron!

The figure jumps down to reveal himself. It's wearing a red and black skintight suit. There are black tear marks going down the eye sockets

Deadpool: well, well, well, well, well. Lemme take a look at this colorful cast of characters. Casually pops out eyes to take a closer look you must be miss marvel. You look like someone who would be called "venom". And it's Stan lia's Dr strange. Apparently she took you with her. Ain't that fantastic. Suddenly has a new set of eyes. It's like they regenerated back

Dr strange: it can't be

Deadpool, after a quick chuckle: it actually can be. And it is. I've got a whole new style and some fun new toys to put an end to your happily ever after once and for all!

Miles: hang on. This is just one big misunderstanding. I don't know if you've heard or not but I've established peace across the-

Deadpool: yeah, yeah. A bit hard to miss that bit of news. I've heard your message to the universe on loop! Kicks miles in the face but there is one part of the story I do like. It's the part where Stan lia spends the rest of her days on this loser planet with a bunch of nobodies!!! He twists his legs like a spring and jumps down

Deadpool: 🎶that's right, I've heard the story over and over again.

Ain't it great to finally meet her other friends

That's right, I've heard the story. Not a fan of how it ends!

Ain't it swell to finally meet her other friends

Bouncing Dr strange like a basketball what did she say about me? What did she say?

Knocks miss marvel into the air repeatedly like a volleyball what did you do without me? What did you do?

Juggles venom did you make films without me? What did you make?

Spins like a tornado to miles did you think all this time would pass without me learning about you!?

That's right, I've heard the story over and over again

Ain't it swell to final meet her other friends🎶

Venom: he's running circles around us

Miss marvel: I may have gotten rusty. Give me a break!

Dr strange: it's actually him. Is he actually being serious for once?

Miles: you know him, Dr strange? Can you tell us who he is?

Deadpool, getting enraged: 🎶who am I? Who am I? I just can't believe what you're saying

I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing. He pulls out 2 katana bases out the gem on his chest

Let's play a brand new game. This time I get to win!

Lives on the line! One of them activates

Winner takes all! The other one activates. Both are glowing pink

On your marks! Get set! Let's begin!

Yeah, that's right, I've heard the story over and over again

Ain't it great to finally beat her other friends!

That's right, I've heard the story! Not a huge fan of how it ends!

I'm so glad to finally beat her other! Other! Other friends🎶

He slices dr strange, venom, and miss marvel in 3. Poofing them

Miles, making a web shield: that's enough!

Deadpool: oh, what's wrong? You already miss them? I can easily fix that. You'll be with them soon enough! He slices miles with what seems like no effect

Miles: ha! That was nothing.

Deadpool: really then? I guess you won't mind if I did it multiple times! Keeps slicing

Miles, grabbing both the blades: cut it out!

Deadpool: that's what I was trying to do but it seems you don't actually poof, do you? But it doesn't really matter since your human half is weak compared to my injector. And considering what I did to your gem, you're pretty much hopeless.

Miles: what are you talking about?

Deadpool: you weren't always this powerful, were you?

Miles just grabs both the katanas and slices Deadpool

Deadpool: haha! Poofs

Miles: today took an unexpected turn. I better bubble you before today gets crazier. Tries to bubble him but fails what? Keeps trying and failing where's the bubble? Come on. Tries one more time and fails. What's happening?

To be continued