Kombat Kids First Mission

Kombat kids first mission

Kombat kids, in outworld: *surrounded by outworld minions*

Jacqui: we’re f*cked

Cassie: there’s too many!

Kano: *comes in and knocks the outworld minions out*

Kung jin: you are awesome!

Jacqui: and quite the charmer.

Takeda: *jealous*

Kano: kano’s the name charming’s my game. I can take you somewhere safe.

Cassie: I don’t know if we should trust him. I’ve heard that name somewhere before.

Kung jin: we need some friend from around here and he helped us out back there.

Kano: actually, Hawkeye is right. And if I do say so myself…

Kano: 🎶outworld is not a nice place for earthrealmers all alone. All around, there are lots twists and corners that could lead to the unknown. Let me guide your way and I’ll be sure to help you through. You could use a friend out here and lucky for you.🎶

Kano: 🎶I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Useful and resourceful, too. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. You can call and I’ll come running just follow my lead. Cuz I’m the friend you need.🎶

Disguised black dragon 1: 🎶he’s a friend 🎶

Disguised black dragon 2: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Both: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

Kano: 🎶you need a bud to spot the danger. A bud to stop the creep. A chum, and not a stranger, to assist. you need someone who is cunning that can take the leap. A friend to know what’s lying in the mist. Don’t fear these darkened alleys. They’re scary, yes, I know. Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go.🎶

Kano, looking at Jacqui: 🎶and such a dazzling beauty covered in dirt and muck. But, now your fate is changing. Now you’re in luck.🎶

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Looking out for friends like you. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. Just call and I’ll come running. We’ll say it’s agreed.🎶

Kombat kids: *enter kano’s outworld home*

Kano, handing a black dragon a piece of paper with an address: here, take this to our employer and tell him,“my place, 20 minutes”. I’m going to get out of debt.

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend you need!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend🎶

Jacqui: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

How many characters can I put into this one?

Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I’m feeling lonely🎶

Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶

Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶

Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶

Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶

All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don’t have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶

Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶

Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kabal: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Reptile: 🎶yes, they’re all so perfect🎶

Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶

Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶

Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶

Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss ‘em. So they can be big and strong🎶

Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶

Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I’ve got more than 32🎶

Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶

But does it work in text form?

Grabs jevil hat it can't

Wears hat and does anything

Takes off hat

What in the cinnamon toast fuck just happened?

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Whirlwind: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Dreamcatcher, in the distance: Or murder.

Kronika, after fixing the netherrealm castle: so, I think you both owe me a favor and thank you.

Revenant Liu Kang: a favor?

Revenant Kitana: thank you?

Kronika: you’re welcome

Revenant Kitana: wait, I didn’t. I don’t even know what’s going on.

Kronika: alright. Alright. 🎶I see what’s happening here. You’re face to face with legend and it’s strange 🎶

*cetrion and shinnok appear*

Shinnok: you know what I always say mother. 🎶it’s nice to see that mortals never change🎶

Cetrion: 🎶open your eyes let’s begin🎶

Kronika: 🎶yes it’s really me, kronika. Breathe it in. I know it’s a lot, the hourglass, the squad. When you’re staring a time god.🎶

Cetrion: 🎶what can I say except “you’re welcome?” For the tides, the sun, the sky🎶

Shinnok: 🎶hey, it’s okay. It’s okay. You’re welcome! I’m just a normal magic guy🎶

Cetrion: 🎶hey, who has two thumbs and held up the sky when you were waddling ye hal? This gal.🎶

Shinnok: 🎶when the nights cold, who offered you fire from the netherrealm below? You’re looking at him, yo!🎶

Kronika: 🎶oh, I also control the sun. You’re welcome. To continue the days and bring you fun🎶

Cetrion: 🎶also, I harnessed the breeze. You’re welcome. To fill your sails and shake your trees.🎶

Kronika: 🎶so what can I say except “you’re welcome?” For the islands pulled from the seas🎶

Shinnok: 🎶there’s no need to pray, it’s okay, you’re welcome. I guess it’s just my way of being me.🎶

All 3: 🎶you’re welcome! You’re welcome🎶

Kronika, showing images on the hourglass: 🎶well, come to think of it.🎶

Cetrion: 🎶kid, honestly I can go on and on. I can explain every natural phenomenon. The tide, the grass, the ground? Oh, that was just cetrion messing around.🎶

Shinnok: 🎶I killed a guy. Accidentally made a new realm. He was just there and now you have the netherrealm🎶

Kronika: 🎶what’s the lesson? What is the takeaway? Don’t mess with us when we’re on the breakaway. And everything you see on the hourglass, is history that came to pass. Look what we did. We make everything happen. Look at the past versions of us just tippity tappin’. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!🎶

All 3: 🎶well anyway, let me say you’re welcome! For the wonderful world you know. Hey it’s okay, it’s okay you’re welcome!🎶

Kronika: 🎶now that I think of it, we need your help. hey it’s your day to say you’re welcome. We’re making someone disappear from history. We’re making Raiden go away, away, you’re welcome. ‘cause doing that requires power beyond me🎶

Cetrion and shinnok: 🎶you’re welcome🎶

Kronika: 🎶you’re Welcome🎶

Cetrion and shinnok: 🎶you’re welcome🎶

Kronika: 🎶you’re welcome🎶

Kitana and Liu kang: we’ll help you.

What if shao Kahn met a fortune teller and it was his introduction to shang tsung?

Shao Kahn and baraka walk to shang tsungs place

Shang tsung: welcome to my fortune telling business. A tip of the hat from shang tsung. Hands over a card

Shao Kahn, reading the card: tarok readings, charms and potions. Dreams made real.

Shang tsung: you seem like a betting man unlike me. But I am in the company of working for royalty.

Shao Kahn: baraka, this gentleman has read my palm.

Baraka: or todays newspaper. Sire, this seems like a sham.

Shang tsung: I suggest you shouldn't infuriate me fang face. Don't you derigate or deride. 🎶You're in my world now. Not your world. And I've got friends on the other side.🎶

Souls: 🎶he's got friends on the other side.🎶

Shang tsung: don't question the echo. Completely normal around here. 🎶sit down at my table. Put your mind at ease. If you relax, it'll enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future. I can change some of it too. I look deep inside your heart and soul.🎶 you do have a soul, don't you? 🎶make your wildest dreams come true. I got voodoo. I got hoodoo. I got things I haven't tried. 'cause I got friends on the other side.🎶

Souls: 🎶he's got friends on the other side🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶the cards. The cards. The cards will tell the past, the present and the future as well. The cards. The cards. Just take three. Take a look into the future with me. Now you, shao Kahn, are from across the sea. You're from two long lines of royalty.🎶 I'm a royal myself from my mother's side. 🎶your powers high. But your kingdoms low. You need to marry somebody whose got plenty of dough.🎶

Shao Kahn: sad but true

Shang tsung: I can tell you want power and go from place to place to conquer everything. But it's gonna take a bit of green. Not everything will be needed to do so but it's a factor. 🎶It's the green. It's the green. It's the green you need. And when I look into your future, it's power that I see. And you, fang face, I don't wanna waste my time. You've been pushed around all your life. You've been pushed around by your mother, your sister, and brother. Even if you're married, you'd be pushed around by your wife. But in your future, what I see, is the man you always wanted to be.🎶 Just shake my hand. Come on. Won't you shake a pour souls hand.

Shao Kahn and baraka shake his hand

Shang tsung: yes! 🎶are you ready?🎶

Souls: 🎶are you ready?🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶are you ready? Power amplification station🎶

Souls: 🎶amplification station🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶amplification station 🎶

Souls: 🎶amplification station🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶power multiplication. Can you feel it? You're changing. You're changing. You're changing alright. I hope you're satisfied! But if you aren't, don't blame me. You can blame my friends on the other side!🎶