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Make requests

I have no idea what to do next. The askbox is open (unless I did something wrong). Make requests for mortal Kombat song parodies, game grumps bits, or Tumblr quotes.

I just realised that "Unfortunate Souls" would be perfect for Tchang Sung.

D'vorah, shoving her head into a beehive: y'all wouldn't believe the f*cking day this one had.

All I use is 🎶. So, #🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

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Kronika: I never thought any of you essential. You're all crude and unspeakably plain. But maybe you all have a glimmer of potential, if allied to my vision and brain.

Kronika: 🎶I know your powers of retention are as sick as D'vorah's back side. But as sick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking about God's and successions! Even you can't be caught unawares. So prepare for a chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tip-toeing nearer.🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶and where do we feature?🎶

Kronika: 🎶just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid. But you'll be rewarded when at last, I'm given my dues! And justice is deliciously squared. Be prepared!🎶

D'vorah: yes, be prepared. We'll be prepared! ...prepared for what?

Kronika: for the erasing of earthrealms defender, raiden

Kung Lao: why? Is he sick?

Kronika: no, you moron. We're going to kill him and anyone who helps him.

Kung Lao: great idea! Who needs a defender?

Kronika: you fool! There will be one.

Kung Lao: but, you said-

Kronika: I will be earthrealms protector. Stick with me and everything bad that happened to you, will be wiped from history.

All except kronika: long live kronika! 🎶it's great that we'll all be connected to a god who'll be all-time adored.🎶

Kronika: 🎶of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board. The new future will be littered with prizes, and though I'm the addressee, the point I must emphasize is: you won't have a chance without me! So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam. Meticulous planning. Tenacity spanning. Decades of denial is simply why I'll be god undisputed. Respected, saluted and seen for the wonder I am. Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!🎶

All: 🎶yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!🎶

Kollector, after he realizes kitana was trying to get him to talk: wait, are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because, if you are,...I will gladly do so. In a song parody. Also under the sea for some reason.

Kollector: 🎶well, kollector hasn't always been this glam. I was actually pretty sad once. now I know I can as happy as a clam. Because I'm beautiful baby. Did your mother say "listen to your heart"? To be who you are on the inside? I can use three words to tear that argument apart. Your mother lied. I'd rather be shiny! Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck. Scrub the deck and make it look shiny! I will sparkle like a wealthy persons neck. Just a sec. Don't ya know? People are dumb, dumb, dumb. They'll chase anything that glitters. Beginners. Oh, and here they come, come, come. to the brightest thing that glitters. I could eat them like dinner. I just like free food. And you look like seafood🎶

Fire god Liu Kang: hey! Kollector! Guess who's back. *Fights and fails*

Kollector: well, well, well. 🎶 Little Liu kangs having trouble with his look. You little semi-demi-fire god. What a terrible performance, get the hook. You don't swing it like you used to, man. Yet I have to give you credit for my start. And your tattoos on the outside. For, just like you, I made myself a work of art. I'll never hide, I can't. I'm too shiny! Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough. Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny. Send your armies but they'll never be enough. I'm way too tough. Liu Kang, man. You can try, try, try. But you can't expect a demi god to beat a naknada. You will die, die, die. Now it's time to take apart your aching heart. Far from the ones who abandoned you. Chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted. You try to be tough but your armour isn't hard enough. Liu kang, it's about time you get dying. Ever seen someone so shiny? Soak it in 'cause it's the last thing you'll ever see. C'est la vi mona mi. I'm so shiny! Now I'll finish you so start your final plea. Just for me. You'll never be quite as shiny! You wish you were nice and shiny!!!🎶