*visibly Shaking, Frothing At The Mouth Like A Rabid Koala*

*visibly shaking, frothing at the mouth like a rabid koala*

Great

Can I get just PURE caffeine injected into my veins or a latte?

I will give you my soul

Yeah sure I'll inject it.

It'll cost you $4.00 since this is not an easy task.

This sounds like a threat. So okay then

Can I get just PURE caffeine injected into my veins or a latte?

I will give you my soul

Yeah sure I'll inject it.

It'll cost you $4.00 since this is not an easy task.

Jokes on you, I can read upside down, backwards and sideways.

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

Okay I just found out about Tumblr sexy men, we need more. Tumblr sexy women. Tumblr sexy nonbianary people.

I got bored and started watching shows that I keep seeing on Tumblr like Good Omens and eventually Hannibal. Unfortunately I follow this maniac @wyfy-meltdown. So I decided yeah why not watch madoka magica. Its a little fantasy anime, probably something cutsey and a little dark, good vibes all around.

What. The. Fuck. What in the ever living fuck is this show.

First of all, It looks like it was drawn in the weird kid from fifth grades lined notebook. Which WOULD be cute if this show didn’t HATE these little girls. The the relentless traumatizing of these characters is fucking wild. Like obviously I knew there would be trauma because of course there would, but someone fucking DIES in episode three. Also what is up with that fucking fever dream thing? Why???!! And that fucking cat thing, what’s his name, Sebastian? Idk so I’m calling him Sebastian. It’s literally the devil but cute. I take it back he isn’t even cute, I actually can’t stand him.

This show is fucking insane, I was hoping for a quick break while I was working on story lore and BAM now Im invested in these little girls who probably all die.

Owning a shit ton of books is all fun and games til you have to move.