Reblog To Share A Joint With Me

reblog to share a joint with me 💚

0906, you do realize that begging for help is only going to attract MORE potential big sisters, right?

they just wanna protect you, after all

Help me I'm fucking doomed

i-i... um... >_<

i think i'd like that...

Get you the type of girl that when you ask "what that mouth do", she can send you patch notes

you can't say that and not share a link!

Get you the type of girl that when you ask "what that mouth do", she can send you patch notes

is this the 'how's the weather up there' kind of low hanging fruit that double jointed people deal with or what

(autocorrect tried to change 'double jointed' to soulless, so sad to hear the gingers finally caught up to yall 😔)

pissing off a contortionist on purpose so you can tell them not to get so bent out of shape about it

you weren't actually supposed to make her cpu sticky...

transfem who definitely didn’t fuck your computer: hey… you might wanna check out your pc… it’s not turning on… for some reason…