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if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him

living here would fix me

Please!please!please!

10 hours of uninterrupted sleep would save me

I hope the fic you are working on right now finds a reader who will think about it constantly for years

things are aligning in the most divine ways

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eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

I'm haunted by the fig tree

i want to get a master's degree i want to take a cake decorating class i want to dance i want to sing i want to write and remember how to think i want to swim i want to be free

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

I want her!!!

"Have you considered that I have a bomb?"

All i do is sleep and get what i want

never beating the weird bitch allegations

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

This but it was me,alone

fuckkkkkk

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn't want to move into a big pink house in Western Canada?

{♡🦢♡}~{♡🦢♡}~{♡🦢♡}~{♡🦢♡}~{♡🦢♡}

Blushing and kicking my feet😊

Nanami Kento who, when asked what his sexual orientation is, simply responds "my wife".

don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude

My favorite kink is reciprocated energy

Beautiful,beautiful girl 🤭

240708 – LIA ✨

'there are no real men anymore. men nowadays are all too feminine, they even look and act like women' where are all these feminine men. where. can you pinpoint them on a map for me. please. can you direct me to them. im begging you. please. please please please pl

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

It is such a major turn on when intelligence is accompanied by kind heart and sincere soul.