WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

pov me in alexander j newall’s dms cause i simply cannot wait any longer

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Down

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Everyone’s going on and on about how “I AM WE, WE ARE I ALONE, ALONE TOGETHER” is jmart, but did we forget it was Augustus reading the statement? Augustus who we all speculate is Jonah. Jonah Magnus who, for centuries, literally crammed his own consciousness into someone else’s body