Deadpool *liked*

Deadpool *liked*

I want a fanfic rewrite of Oblivio but not a fix-it fanfic I just want to read a fanfic where the episode was significantly longer and had even more crazy bullshit added in because I’m gonna be honest the ONLY reason I’m not giving Oblivio a perfect score is because it just wasn’t long enough for me. I need like three hours worth of that. This episode was otherwise BRILLIANT.

Fanfic rewrite would include

     • Adrien and Marinette escaping the building before they even figure out how to transform

     • Marinette trying to call Fu but her phone dies before he can even tell her what to do because,,, lmao why not

     • Marinette and Adrien, despite escaping the building, knowing it’s their duty to defeat the akuma so they do their damn best without super suits to beat the shit out of the akuma

     • Marinette stealing two motorcycle helmets again, pulling two ponchos out of the trash, and forcing Adrien into the trash poncho despite his reluctance (because even without memories he’s still a high fashion model like,,, that’s literal trash Marinette. I am not wearing trash.)

     • Adrien and Marinette entering some “random bakery” and accidentally coming face-to-face with Marinette’s parents

     • Marinette and Adrien trying to pretend as if they absolutely do have their memories under Sabine’s sharp motherly eyes and failing SPECTACULARLY.

     • Them finding Plagg screaming at a billboard with Adrien’s face on it. “STOP MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY, THIS IS PSYCHOLOGICAL HARASSMENT!!!”

     • Oh god,,, Tom and Sabine surprised by how lovey dovey Adrien and Marinette are acting and taking a TON of pictures for the future wedding

     • At some point Adrien and Marinette realise that they were never dating but they’re clearly obsessed with each other in some stupid fucking love square and they’re actually FURIOUS that they’re going to have to go back to that stupidity after everything is over because wHAT THE FUCK??? WHAT. THE FUCK.

     • Adrien: I literally have a million photos of Ladybug on my phone. I have poems on it serenading you. I have at least 3 pictures as far as I’ve seen of Ladybug’s butt. Marinette: We’re in my room right now and it’s pretty obvious that I have the biggest stalkerish crush on you. Is this your schedule? What the fuck why are you so busy, okay I could understand having a schedule if it’s honestly this hard to find free time with you— Adrien: I HAVE A PURCHASE FOR A LADYBUG BODY PILLOW??? JESUS CHRIST Marinette: Wait is that a picture of my class? ADRIEN ARE WE CLASSMATES? I SIT BEHIND YOU IN CHEMISTRY. Adrien: This is so messed up. We’re in love with each other but we DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT? Also how the hell did I not previously notice that you and Ladybug are the same person? You literally look exactly the same. I could put a picture of the two of you side by side and I wouldn’t see a difference. This so isn’t fair. 

     • Adrien, deciding he needs to break this dumbass love square up, but hopefully WITHOUT compromising their identities, writes a big, block lettered note on his phone “GO OUT WITH MARINETTE. DATE HER. ASK HER OUT ALREADY!!! KISS HER!!! STOP DENYING YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HER LIKE C’MON ALREADY!!! I AM LITERALLY YOU, I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!” He takes a screenshot and sets it as his lock and home screen. Then he takes a million more screenshots to fill up pages of his camera roll. Just to make a point. (And for another point, he opens up the camera, takes a picture of Marinette while she’s not looking, she’s got the Determined face on and looking out on the balcony towards Oblivio’s big memory ball, thinking up a plan. It’s captioned “How did you not fall in love with her. Are you insane?” And then, on one last note, he writes “btw, she’s a good kisser. Just so you know.”)

     • Fu eventually finds them and tells them how to transform, and things go a lot more smoothly from there. 

     • Adrien and Marinette leave Nino and Alya before they make out because I’m gonna be honest making out in front of two strangers is awkward. So they go back into the building, kiss one last time, THEN they cast the Miraculous cure and everything’s back to normal again. 

     • Adrien, after having his original memory returned, is SCREAMING at the shit on his phone like wHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??? 

     • Marinette didn’t try anything like Adrien did because she didn’t want to mess around with her original memories and her regular life, because she assumed hey, maybe things are like this for a specific reason? So in any case it ends with her COMPLETELY oblivious as to why Adrien’s acting like a natural disaster whenever he’s within a 50-foot radius of her now. 

     • Adrien: Hey,,, Marinette,,, uh, just wondering, do you remember anything during Oblivio?? Marinette: Oh, no actually! I guess I got hit? My parents said that I had a really good friend over though! I don’t actually remember who…  Adrien: HAHA OKAY THAT’S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW, BYE

hot take

okay but? if fen and eliot’s daughter was never bargained? and she didn’t die in the fairy realm??

get ready for some dad!eliot headcanons:

•eliot really isn’t excited to be a dad. his dad fucked him up so badly, he was positive he was going to be just like him .

•but the moment he lays eyes on his little girl, he just starts bawling? and he can’t stop? and even he is a little confused by it but he’s just so in awe of this little human who?? HE CREATED??

•fen names her calliope

• eliot really tentatively is like “…can i hold her?” and the minute she’s in his arms he loses it.

• “i’m going to protect you with my life, i promise nothing is every going to hurt you”

• even margo gets kind of teary eyed when she holds calliope for the first time

• aunt margo and uncle quentin babysitting hours are always a fun time (q is a lot better with babies than margo is, though)

• eliot’s life revolves around calliope let’s be real like “hey el we’re going out for drinks wanna come?” eliot, with a baby strapped to his chest: Do I Look Like I Can Fuckin Go Out For Drinks Right Now Quentin

• during the mosaic key quest calliope is with them, so they raise calliope and teddy together as siblings

• when they get back and calliope is only a few months old again they assume she’ll never remember

• but one day she’s like? 3? and she goes “where’s daddy?” and eliot’s like “what do you mean baby i’m right here?” and she goes “no, OTHER daddy” and they’re like oH shit

young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door

Some more Grabnette

Marinette: Hi Hawky, I know not all you akumas look great but some look awesome. I’m trying to make this outfit but something is missing. I’ve tried ruffles, removing sleeves, changing the neck line. What do you think?

Hawkmoth: At least she isn’t ranting about classmates this time

Hawkmoth: You do know I can’t see through your eyes?

Marinette: That can’t be right. Then how do you know when people have trapped ladybug or could reach for Chat’s ring?

Hawkmoth: Once you get akumatised I can see some of what you see

Marinette: Hmmm

Hawkmoth: Are you really going to choose a full akumatisation just for fashion tips? Couldn’t you just, I don’t know, ask Adrien as he’s a model-

Marinette: He’s too busy trying to get his father’s approval 

Hawkmoth: Or Chloe-

Marinette: Don’t like her and it’s not like her mother ever offered her a design job. Probably steal my design

Hawkmoth: Evilustrator? Didn’t he go to your school and draw comics?

Marinette: That’s more super hero stuff and he’s busy with Marc. Most of my friends are off falling for Lila’s lies but that’s a whole other thing.

Hawkmoth: You live in Paris, you have to know one designer

Marinette: Just akumatise me for like ten seconds so you can tell me how to improve this! You’re no Gabriel Agreste but Volpina and Sandboy looked amazing

Hawkmoth: No!

Marinette: Why not?!

Hawkmoth: Cause it takes energy and I don’t want to listen to you vent about why your outfit is the wrong shade of pink or why your hair isn’t styled right or about the akuma name you get

Marinette: C’mon hawky, just for a moment

Hawkmoth: Just describe it to me

Marinette: But you won’t get it unless you see it.

Hawkmoth: Just trust your gut. You won a design competition before right?

Marinette: But it’s not right. 

Hawkmoth: Add a hat. Hats are the solution

Marinette: I tried that. It looked worse

Hawkmoth: Then accessorise, change the colours, trying adding a jacket, change the length, change the model

Marinette: I tried all that. Even tried to switch which gender it’s designed for but that, actually that worked but I want to make this version work. It all looks bad!

Hawkmoth: Fine, but next time I’m akumatising you for real…Wait, that’s just me in a hat

Marinette: I think the mask is the problem. The rest of it’s ok but with that mask…nothing looks good

Hawkmoth: You bedazzled the jacket!

Marinette: Which considering it’s hand drawn I think is impressive. Also what the hell did you put me in?! This is the complete wrong style for my body type, the colour washes me out, and the fabric just looks so cheap. Urgh, and that lipstick? Seriously?! How can you akumatise two fashion legends and not know anything about style?!

Hawkmoth: I’m taking the akuma back

Marinette: But I was just going to start complaining about the shoes!