If I Cared About A Yandere I... Honestly Wouldn't Be That Interesting. I'd Fall A Little Too Quickly

If I cared about a yandere I... honestly wouldn't be that interesting. I'd fall a little too quickly into a headspace of "I would do literally anything for you", and it's only so long after that that not even horrible treatment from them could knock me out of it. I think the most interesting route would be with Techno, because I know I'd get curious about what the voices were saying after a while, and after that... well, I wouldn't be trying to please only one person anymore. (Ace Anon)

Honestly. Techno is one of the more dangerous yandere, specifically because of the voices. He rarely ever shares their opinion with you, no matter how much you ask. He'll likely just brush you off. But he can get annoyed easily, and will likely Lock you away for a little bit if you annoy him too much with asking.

What do you think would happen if the God!Technoblade's MC somehow escaped?

Oh-oh! Here we go~

Triggers: mentions of beatings/crippling, techno being angry boi, swearing, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

~Technoblade~

Oh-oh god you're a fool.

You have just fucked over everything living thing on the earth.

Hope you're happy with yourself and your selfishness.

It's an understatement to say the chaos god Technoblade was beyond pissed.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET OUT?!

ALL THAT HE HAS DOES FOR YOU!

HE GAVE YOU THE FUCKING WORLD!

YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Similar thoughts would run through his head.

You had best better book it, and keep running.

Because this man will immediately send out all of his followers to find you.

Techno would use everything he had to hunt you down.

And it didn't take long.

You had somehow made your way to a desert, and were in search of a well.

When you finally found one, you looked into your reflection for a moment.

Big mistake.

As you stared at yourself, the water shook.

It shook with the thumps that echoed through the earth.

You froze up knowing exactly what it was.

More like who it was.

The chaos god approached you from behind, and wasted no time in punching you into the ground.

Technoblade will beat you to the break of death.

It doesn't matter how far you run.

He's gonna find you.

He's shown his sensitive side to you, it's either you stay with him forever, or you die never spreading out that information.

He will kick you around like you're a basketball.

He'll break bones, mainly ribs and legs.

He won't stop even when you're pleading in pain.

It shall continue.

The only time he'll stop is when you're barely grasping onto life, and about to take your final breath.

And as everything goes black.

You'll wake up.

But you can't move your lower body…

…

..

.

Hey reader, do you remember my past headcanons on this? And how I said he punished you?

Well it happened.

As your eyes opened, you were struck with tons of pain.

A scream will leave you, and a low grown will come from the god next to you.

His strong arms gently warped around your waist.

It doesn't matter if you cry, he'll just pull you into his chest.

"This is your doing, little thief. Do not blame me."

"Don't worry, I will heal you when you have earned it. The pain will only last a bit longer."

"You mortals are so delicate. Hearing your bones crunch was truly satisfying."

And if this would not work, he would tell you about all the villages and people that were killed, just to find you.

To you, he is mocking you.

To him, he is simply trying to comfort you.

But dear reader.

Must I say it again?

This was all you.

You chose to leave him.

You chose to be ungrateful.

You chose this fate.

You chose this outcome.

You chose to have all those innocent people and the villages killed.

This was you.

~

Technoblade would have a constant watch on you after this.

He would carry you around with him everywhere, even while heu was working.

And the other gods didn't dare question this.

Dear reader, not even the devil may help you at this point.

~

In short: Techno would be beyond pissed, and rightfully so. And he would fucking cripple you! Good luck.

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Triggers: mention of kidnapping, isolation, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

..? Aizawa ?..

Shota Aizawa is an obsessive yandere, straight up.

But he's also a silent, but deadly yandere.

Believe it or not, it's rather easy to get Aizawa to fall for you.

You just have to be ungodly patient and kind with him.

But he would also have to know you or work with you.

He wouldn't fall for someone on the street.

Aizawa would immediately have eyes on you.

And stalking you is already so much easier since he is an underground hero.

So sneaking around isn't exactly suspicious for him.

Aizawa could be both platonic and romantic.

Platonic, if you are younger or a student. (I can do platonic headcanons if requested).

But romantically, Aizawa surprisingly kinda prefers older partners.

But if you're younger, he could care less.

You are you.

Aizawa would start slow with you.

He would bring you coffee before you started your class at U.A.

He would do this 2-3 times a day, and just say he was doing it to me nice.

And you wouldn't question.

Because why would you?

Haven't you ever heard the term, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

But he would then, after a few months, would start to give you some lunch.

He would even tell you not to bring yourself lunch.

"Hey (Name), don't bring lunch tomorrow. I'll probably have leftovers from dinner."

"Oh, Aizawa that isn't needed-"

"I don't care. And I told you, call me Shota."

"Oh..uh, okay Shota.."

~

Shota would start to talk to you more and more.

Whenever you were free and not talking to someone else, he was there.

He would even do your grading.

It didn't matter how much you protested, he would just do it.

Are you annoyed with it? Suck it up.

You want to work? You've been working too much, take a break.

You want to bring your own food? Well he has a new recipe he wants you to try.

Every single thing you have thought of, he has an excuse for.

But, if Aizawa had known you a bit longer, and you were already in his small friend group things would move a bit quicker.

He'll start to get more touchy with you.

Like a simple hand on the shoulder or upper arm.

But that's as much as he'll do until he takes you away.

Now how would Shota take you away?

When does that happen?

~

Well, 2-3 years.

It takes Shota a lot longer to finally kidnap you.

But once that timing has come, he'll be a cat in the night.

While you are in the warm embrace of your sheets, and are kissed by slumber's dreams.

He will welcome himself into your home.

Shota likely got in through a picked lock, and silently snuck into the room where you laid.

He was swift to carry you out of your window, and take the rooftop route home.

Once he was home, he took his capture weapon and tied you up into a little burrito with the capture weapon and a blanket.

~

What would life be like with Shota?

Well, he wants you to depend on him.

He wants to be the one to give you all your meals, to bathe you.

He wants to basically be your dad and your husband.

It's kinda like living with a flirty over protective parent.

You aren't allowed outside.

You want to shop for something? Go online, while he watches over your shoulder of course.

What about entertainment? Well he has tv services, and cats!

Aizawa would likely keep you like this for years.

He would wait until police have stopped working with you, then he'd flee the country.

After that?

God only knows.

~

What does punishment look like?

One word.

Isolation.

For days.

Even if it wasn't that bad of an act, it's a minimum of two days.

It doesn't matter how much you scream and cry, he'll ignore you.

You'll get fed every two days and have a water jug.

He doesn't like it, but if it means you'll behave so be it.

That's about it for punishment.

Shota couldn't even imagine laying a hand on you.

Shota will keep you in that room, until your fingers will stick out from under the door and you only whimper.

~

What kind of darlings does Shota like?

Well, you're either very quiet and kind or you're passionate and determined.

He loves both.

If you're quiet, well you're just like him!

That doesn't need much explaining.

But if you're passionate, then he is intrigued and looks up to you.

He would love how you bantered on, and on about your dreams and ambitions.

That's why it would slightly hurt him to kidnap you.

He was forcing you to quit whatever dreams you had.

But he needed you.

~

In short: Shota is a patient, and possessive yandere. Just don't fuck with him when he's mad.

Word count: 816

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Thanks for reading!

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