Heres A Killer Idea For A Blitz X Striker Fic: Hunchback Of Notre Dame AU, Featuring Blitz As Esmeralda

Here’s a killer idea for a Blitzø x Striker fic: Hunchback of Notre Dame AU, featuring Blitzø as Esmeralda and Striker as Phoebus. And maybe Fizz as Quasimodo; like, he’s the adoptive son of Stolas (Playing Claude Frollo, obviously), and he’s the one who saves Blitzø from the evil Stolas so that he can be with his true love, Striker.

For the longest time I never really understood why y/n insert characters in fanfics were 90% of time there for romantic relationships. i never really read y/n fanfics but I was always so confused because wouldn't you want to read about yourself vibing and playing mario cart with your favourite little guys?????

then one day I was like "oh. your an idiot. its because you aromantic"

:)

I was talking to my friend about how clownfish can change sexes (They live in matriarchal groups, and if the dominant female in a group dies, the dominant male will turn into a female and assume her position) and he was like, ‘why aren’t clownfish trans icons? They’re fish that change genders!’ and I think he was onto something. Petition to make clownfish trans icons, anyone?

I hope op knows how correct they are and both sides of their pillow are cold tonight and many nights more

The people who say, ‘I let the intrusive thoughts win!’ are the same people who think that they’re ‘crazy’ when they’re wearing socks that don’t match.

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