My Friend Group Is Slowly Turning Into The Hellaverse In Real Life. Im Alastor (Aro Ace, Likes Venison,

My friend group is slowly turning into the Hellaverse in real life. I’m Alastor (Aro ace, likes venison, doesn’t own a TV, wears vintage clothes and hates modern fashion, disappeared for several years and then suddenly came back, and no one knows where I went or why), my best friend and his girlfriend are Moxxie and Millie (They cosplay them a lot, and they spend all of their time together) and my other best friend is Niffty (Small, cute, slightly deranged, is into some depraved shit in the bedroom, follows me around everywhere).

If you go into a fic with a pairing you don’t like, and you give the writer shit for not writing about the pairing you like, you’re hot garbage and you should never be allowed to participate in fandom again.

‘NOOOO WHERE IS MY (Insert ship)’ SHUT UP.

‘BOO! YOU’RE HOMOPHOBIC FOR NOT SHIPPING (insert ship)’ FUCK OFF

‘BUT I WANTED (Insert ship)’ I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU WANT, WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN FIC

‘YOU CAN’T SHIP (insert ship) BECAUSE (Insert ship) IS CANON’ DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?

I’d be able to take Helluva Boss a lot more seriously if the show didn’t act like hating Stolas (And plenty of characters have very justified reasons for hating him) was a crime against humanity

Vivziepop Can't Write WLW Characters

Let's start with her biggest example of a WLW ship:

Charlie and "V*ggie"

Charlie and "V*ggie" (who I will be calling Valkyrie) are Viv's main example to run to when people accuse her of only representing plain, boring, white twinks. But I have several issues with this. To start, they hardly act like a couple, and when they do, it's hardly the bare minimum. The most they do that can be considered "romantic" is talk sweet with each other and kiss on screen like 2 times.

Charlie is just a blank slate who only has the traits of "nice and naive" going for her. Meanwhile, Valkyrie is just a man-hating, aggressive, lesbiphobic stereotype with a disgusting and insensitive name. Her entire character is just "Charlie's girlfriend/babysitter" who gets forgiven in basically 10 seconds by Charlie despite hiding that she lied (supposedly for years) about the fact that she used to mindlessly aid in the genocide of Charlie's people for God knows how long.

And that's not even getting into the issue with her just being a walking "spicy" Latina stereotype.

Millie/Cherri Bomb

Did you know that either of these characters are WLW? No. Of course you didn't. And how could you?

Millie is hardly a character in her own right, just being boiled down to "Moxie's wife", and Cherri just being boiled down to "Angel's friend/Sir Pentious's love interest". Neither of them are even remotely implied to have ANY attraction to female/fem-presenting characters. And while I know that being in a opposite-sex relationship doesn't invalidate anyone's identity, you also kind of have to show that these characters do in fact also show SOME attraction to women/fem people. Which Vivziepop is frankly unprepared/uninterested in doing.

Mayberry and Martha (???)

What do I even say about this???

It's not even a proper case of representation??? It's played off like a "haha s3x!" joke, except this time it's EXTRA funny because "haha lesbians"? What the hell, Vivzie.

If you're an autist and you know it, clap your hands 👏👏

If you're an autist and you know it, clap your hands 👏👏

If you're an autistic and the thought of people headcanoning Stolass as neurodivers makes you vomit and lose faith in humanity, because he's clearly neurotypical, also a literal r@pist and manchild- clap your hands 👏👏

(Happy Disability Month, we shall roast this stupid owl twink above a bonfire!🔥 If anyone is autistic coded, it's Octavia!)

Kinda wild how we as aspec people are expected to have an understanding of sexual and romantic attraction even if we dont experience them/experience them differently

But god forbid you ask an allo² person to try to understand alterous attraction, queerplatonic relationships and platonic partnerships