20 and terrified ✌🏻
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Today I described someone as a soggy Jimmy neutron; my brother hated my choice of words.
Sorry girlies, he smells like pickle pork strips 😔
They go'd away, I put them in space
Bye gongeous *pushes you down the stairs*
She hath struck again
Be gone gongeous
bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)
People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.
He's a semi awkward, eight legged mammal of action
yall ever think about how explosive hazard signs go hard as hell
