The Fact That There Is No Fanfics Of This Man Is Wild.

the fact that there is no fanfics of this man is wild.

STOP MAKING MY LIL AWKWARD NERDY BOYS BE CONFIDENT AND SO SURE OF THEMSELVES!!! I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE NERDY NOT BECAUSE YOU FANFIC WRITERS MAKE THEM EGO MANIC ASSHOLES

I LOVE THIS LMAO😭

Headcanon: Boys fight like cats among themselves

Can we talk about the fact the boys made sculptures out of people's bones

Like this is how I imagine it going down.

Paul * after feeding on surf nazis stuffing their bones in his pocket*

David: Paul what the fuck are you doing?

Paul: im going to make art you uncultured asshole.

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object