*Teen Mc Arguing With Lucifer*

*Teen Mc arguing with Lucifer*

Teen Mc: I HATE YOU! You grumpy old man!

Lucifer: you better learn some manners if you want to stay in this house!

Teen Mc: Then I'm gonna leave and live with uncle Barbatos!

Lucifer: you wouldn't dare

Teen Mc: watch me! *runs out the door*

Lucifer: well then! Don't expect me to have you back anytime soon!

*2 days later*

Lucifer after 4 bottle of Demonus: they don't love me...*hic*

Mammon: there, there Lucifer. We all been there

*knock knock*

Barbatos: may we enter?

Mammon: sure... wait, Treasure?

Teen Mc sobbing: *hic* hi uncle Mams... *sob* uncle Luci...

Barbatos: Now, tell them why we came back.

Teen Mc: *hic* 'cus I missed *sob* I missed you guys...

Lucifer, now looking somewhat sober: I missed you too Pumpkin *sob*

Mammon: wow, thanks Lucifer, ya know we missed them too!

DC x DP Crossover Fic Idea

When news of a new Ghost King, who's a much kinder ruler than the last, reach Zatanna (and Constantine) they mention it to the Justice League in hopes that, due to the new rulers beliefs, he will aid the Justice League in their battles if they need help.

After all, if someone can beat Pariah Dark and change many of his rules in the Infinite Realms, surely they are bound to want to help.

Zatanna tells the Justice League that the dead in the Infinite Realms are not hostile, and should pose no threat.

And it is true, while they make their way to the Ghost King's castle, no attacks are being made.

But...

The ghosts aren't exactly welcoming and instead openly glare at the members, many especially stare in hatred at Batman.

It is almost overwhelming to Zatanna, who senses the obvious anger and hatred and disgust coming from the people of the Ghost Zone.

They make their way to the castle, and are led to the Ghost King's throne room. They are met with a... boy. A teenager, really.

He couldn't be older than Robin.

He, too, stares in anger when the members of the Justice League get closer to him from where he is sitting on his throne.

They talk; of word spreading of the new Ghost King, to which the boy answered that he was the new Ghost King.

When mentioned of him aiding the Justice League in their battles, he scoffs and says nothing.

When the Justice League finishes their speech, Wonder Woman steps up and speaks on the topic that many were all thinking since they stepped foot in the Infinite Realms.

"Forgive my sudden question, your highness, but it seems that there is something that we are missing. You're people seem to harbor a deep resentment, almost hatred-like, feeling towards the Justice League. We would like to know why."

There is silence from the King for a moment, before he answers.

"Many of my people were not saved by you or your team while they were alive. Especially ones from Gotham. Victims of the Joker, Two-Face, Riddler, etc. Who get thrown in a cell they will escape from a week later." He coldly says, green eyes blazing with open anger. His stare seems to pierce towards Batman.

"You have failed them, which is why they hold resentment for you."

dedication in quote book :(((

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The organelles of the cells have been translated into human anatomy, so the nucleus is the brain, the vacuole function as the lungs, and the mitochondria is the heart since it’s the… you already know, I don’t have to say it ;)