Elliot: Hey Ruby

Elliot: hey ruby

Ruby: hey Finch

Clancy: sup rube

Ruby: what's up clance

Beetle: he-

Ruby: back off. I'm dismantling the patriarchy this year and I'm not afraid to start with you.

LB: OK, I belive you

Ruby: really??

LB: absolutely not.

Ruby: I just tried making my own Red Bull with crushed-up caffeine pills, sparkling water, and Flintstones chewable vitamins.

Ruby: apparently Harper thinks I'm "lucky to be alive"

Elliot, putting honey into his tea: yeah get into the leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Del:

Del: do you take constructive criticism?

Elliot: no.

Froghorn, confused: So, how many kids do you have??

Hitch: do you mean biologically, legally or emotionally.

I hate the stereotype that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are smart enough to have the capacity for evil and sharks are simply big fish so at worst can only be true neutral, so even if only a minority of dolphins are evil there's still more evil dolphins than sharks

- clancy in take your last breath