Jon Sims Is An Interesting Guy Because If You Put Him In A Situation Theres A 50/50 Chance Hes Either

jon sims is an interesting guy because if you put him in a Situation theres a 50/50 chance he’s either gonna start apologizing for being alive or make it his personal mission to look at rock bottom and grab a shovel

I GOT THE LUCY DACUS CAP

I feel like if Jon had snapchat, his story would be completely unhinged. Like his story would be a picture of a cat and then a video of him running from the cops. A picture of his tea and a statement, then a picture of a dead body in an abandoned house. Just some really weird shit.

Cool Oliver pairing names

Oliver/Mike - Terminal Velocity

Oliver/Jon - Graveyard Watch

Oliver/Jane - Bed Bugs

Oliver/Agnes - Funeral Pyre

Oliver/Hezekiah - Dead and Buried

When in doubt draw ur faves sleepy

Status update: I think I've been listening to the Magnus archives too much recently. My inner monologue has turned British and it is very threatening. I constantly feel like I am going to experience something vastly terrifying and horrific that will change the trajectory of my life for the rest of eternity. Am I going to stop listening, absolutely not. I don't need safety and security, I need answers.