I'm Really Tired And My Brain Is Very Much Lost In The Sauce. As A Result I Am Prone To Making Poorly

I'm really tired and my brain is very much lost in the sauce. As a result I am prone to making poorly thought out decisions, so I'm going to proceed to semi consciously make this bad decision with an absurd amount of confidence.

My Ask Box is Open

I might regret this later, I might not. We'll cross or burn that bridge when we get there.

Edit: I should probably specify that I mean requests and stuff. Yeah.

Just saw many good Pokémon things on @/endivinity's blog to include Pokémon Mystery Dungeon ocs. The urge to draw my own grows and I'm in the process of doing so. My Pokémon phase is coming back full force. I blame Scarlet for being such a good game and my friends for dragging me back in by the ankles.

@delomaniaofficial This is in fact all your fault /hj

Rules of Requesting & Guidelines to Writing

Howdy, my name is Pandora Moon and welcome to my blog.

First, a little disclaimer for those who want to request something. I will warn you that my writing takes time and does rely a good amount on my current mood. I will try to get them finished as soon as I can though but I can't garuntee it's completion in a timely manner.

No nsfw

I'm able to do gore within reason

I specialize mostly in platonic relationships but I'm willing to try my hand at romantic

I'm willing to do yandere, so that's an option

I can do the entirety of the Chain, but also some others like First, Courage (Animated Link), Koridai (CDI Link), and Spirit (Spirit Tracks)

I can also do other characters like Ravio and the Fierce Deity

I can do scenarios and headcanons, though please specifiy which one you want so I don't accidentally do the opposite of what you desired

I'm not above deleting asks that are either too vague or are just weird/creepy

And that's all I've got. I'll add more rules and or guidelines once I think of them.

I've been playing the new Pokémon game and I decided to dooble the funny motorcycle dragon. I gave him more pawb and digitigrade legs because my brain said to.

I drew more PMDsona's and this one is of a friend of mine. She's decided that she will be a Hisuian Zorua. I had a lot of fun drawing this.

Now I gotta make content for this too. Stop giving me ideas I haven't even finished the other ones you madman.

Being on the run does something for one's psyche. Punishing and slow, it burns away at the spirit until the only remaining this is anxiety and paranoia- of the known, of the unknown, at this point you were afraid of your own Shadow. (And for good reason, after all)

Even with her, the Master Sword strapped securely to your back, you knew you weren't entirely safe, you knew they followed you knew they were hunting you but there was only so kich you could do.

You were a lone person, with only the basics of sword play, scraped from the bottom of the barrel of knowledge and it chilled you to the bone that any move you made could really end to your last breath.

Strayed from life, you found comfort in more secluded areas- the hollowed bases of trees, hidden pockets behind falls of water, the darkest corners of caves. Funny really, places you once grew to fear being your only solace in these times.

Until now that is, laid out within a tiny cave carved in some unknown mountain, just on the verge of sleep after so many days of it evading you-

"Uh, I think I may have found a dead body."

A small kick was laid upon your boot, jostling your exhausted body and sending you leaping into a sitting position within a second, wide eyes focusing on the person who had jumped in a similar fashion, their eyes staring back at you in shock.

Red hair, dark skin, golden yellow eyes-

Ganondorf Dragmire looked down at you with his intimidating near 8ft stature, very much alive and very much real as you laid there, frozen.

A scream echoed through the cave, one you didn't register as your own until it felt as if you were tearing your own throat, clawing back away from the man until your back made harsh contact with the wall behind you.

Ganondorf had stumbled back in horror at your terrified wail, flinching at the intensity but you didn't stop, no, your voice only rose when you heard the sound of multiple footsteps approaching, your hand falling to the Fi sheathed under your cloak beside you and tearing her from her protector, presenting it towards Hyrule's greatest villain.

Eyes hardened at the sight, his hand falling to his own sword hanging from his hip only for another man's voice, muffled from your hysteria but resulting in Ganondorf's deflation. His body distanced itself slowly, a gap growing between the two of you until you finally felt your voice stop, pants still crazed in hyperventilation from pure terror.

When the other voice appeared, carefully waddling around the wall of the wave conventially placed in view of the mouth of the cave, an illusion to those not looking carefully. Your mouth could only manage even more petrified gasps and hiccups, scrambling back into the cave wall in hopes it would swallow you whole and free you from the sight of another Ganondorf rounding the corner.

There were more of them?!

He looked older than the other, an elder man gifted with a great beard that framed his face, eyes staring down at you kinder compared to the other (A trick) His hands were raised as he approached.

"Hello young-" He eyed Fi carefully "Hero"

You didn't correct him, hos wariness of the sword could have possibly been the only thing keeping you alive this long. (Even though she rattled with your jitters, after all you held no courage, that was why you ran)

"I assume from your fear that you know our names- and, unfortunately, you associate them with malice." He talked as if he had said the phrase thousands of times, like it was scripted, not forcefully but definitely something he was used to saying. "I assure you, young hero, you have no quarrel with you."

The other Ganon just stared,watching the scene quietly with his arms crossed over his chest- Though he did glance to his side occasionally, eyes pulling into a glare flat made you nervous.

Was there more?

"Me and my party wish to seek shelter in your cave to avoid the oncoming storm." He kneeled down to your height, not invading your space, but to shave away some of the intimidation that came with his Gerudo size. "We promise not to disturb you, we will keep our distance- may we please stay?"

Options weighed in your mind, too many outcomes that you proffered not to think about beating at your skull and making your head pound in such a sickening way.

Why was he asking? Why was he being...polite? This couldn't have been Ganondorf, Prince of the Darkness it just wasn't possible. A trick? A ruse? But surely the man couldn't keep up such a thing?

Unless...it wasn't?

Your mind reeled back to a familiar set of faces, cloaked in lies and deceit, if they weren't truly what they said they were...

We're these the men who were destined to defeat them?

....The true Heroes?

You were still shaking, the adrenaline was really a drug and not one you had grown fond of as of recently, body still in a state of alarm as you shakily brought down the sword and curled deeper into your dark corner.

The nod you managed was hesitant, heavily so but it was clear enough to bring an understanding smile to the old man's face while he stood, small laboured groan falling from his mouth before he sighed as he popped in back into place.

"Thank you, young hero." The old Ganon gestured to the younger one, a beckon as he waddled away towards the light behind your cave wall, the sound of crackling fire quiet but there. "Come now."

With a last lingering look, the younger Ganon disappeared alongside the other to join his, what you guessed, small group.

You stayed in your little corner, huddled with Fi close to your chest as you finally relaxed. Your hiccups faded, your breath slowed, but your body still shivered occasionally.

Truth to his word, no one disturbed you for the time you stayed awake, only the fire was any real indication they were still there and sift chatter that was incomprehensible thanks to the pounding rain outside. But to be honest you didn't want to know, you didn't care to know, just let your body succumb to exhaustion and darkness fade your vision finally.

You awoke to a bowl sat by your feet.

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New au just dropped

Well, not completely new, discord baddies you know what time it is.

Mess au let's go