FINE! I CONFESS

FINE! I CONFESS

Yes , the rumors are true I made stoliz bracelets and I would do it again! What else was I supposed to do? Let the voices consume my entire being??? In these times of endless suffering we've been left to drown in an ocean of angst so I did what I had to in order to survive and I'm NOT SORRY FOR IT !! * gets taken to people-who-are insane-about-their-special-interests jail *

( I'm selling these here , and I also make custom pieces for all the nice people facing the horrors )

( I'm also working on some necklaces that aren't ready yet but here's what I have so far for the Blitzø one anyway )

"Blitzø... I think so very highly of you..."

"I didn't realize you think so low of me..."

Got one hundred thousand problems but a ten hour special on fizzmodeus going about their lives being domestic and in love complete with extremely detailed flashbacks to when they met , how they fell for each other and how they got together would solve all of them

Something you really need to know about me is that I really love saying "your honor you don't understand" when going insane about a lil fictional silly guy

It immediately paints the picture of me, tiny chaos gremnlin, screaming in the face of a poor judge that couldn't care less, while two very serious very buff bodyguards drag me out of the court room kicking and screaming BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND

Something about Fizz’s body being absolutely destroyed by fire, his limbs damaged beyond repair; and yet here he is holding a giant flaming monster like he’s the most precious thing in the world.

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this