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@magicbyhalves Shantae for @ozimulmakesartwork

How can so many people complain about missing pre 2020 fandoms while furiously hating on those who used to run them

Mha "cringe" cosplayers, omegaverse ficwriters and fans, ao3/wattpad chronic users, artists who made those "derp humor" templates, fanon artists/enjoyers, comshippers, fujoshis with everlasting love to teacher x student stuff, hetalia/ch/cb fans etc etc, fandoms would be NOTHING without them

Our culture is not a trend for those who shame and harass everyone

Confession 25:

Planning on making an RPG M4ker game with a sh0ta protagonist. Definitely not going to explore childhood traumas! Nope! No dark themes there!

Confession 23:

Many times I don't understand the appeal of fandom famous characters untill I begin to imagine them as sh0tas, sh0tas really fix everything.

Confession 22:

i once saw like a vid or gif of young n0ct1s sucking t1ts and it genuinely made me feel so amazing. like i don't even know him cuz i know nothing abt the game he's in but he might be in my top5 sh0tas now

Confession 13:

I’d love to be part of a shota harem, serving the lady of the house and having relationships with the other shotas. I’d want to be the footman, serving the mistress and guests

Confession #18:

i literally just started watching this one anime (i was reincarn4ted as the 7th pr1nce so 1 can t4ke my time p3rfecting my m4gical 4bility) this morning, and i only made it through 6 episodes so far but goodness me... i think ll0yd is now one of my top three sh0tas of all time. maybe even number one at this point. like, why is he so perfect?! his figure, his interests, his personality, his intelligence, everything about him is perfect!!

yes!!! yes!!!!! were finally getting it!!!!!! just let people have-

...

My SO and I started watching this niche British sci fi series. I’m not sure anyone on Tumblr has even heard of it. It’s called Doctor Who, and it’s pretty decent

pushing the nuclear family structure (particularly in “found family” trope) in fandom has caused irreparable damage to how shipping is viewed

“If you keep normalizing it in fiction it’ll normalize it in your real life” so true that’s why whenever I see a crate in real life I start spinning uncontrollably until I break it

You know what?? I like you!!

*draws your fav as a shota*

Been sick two days in a row so I’ve had to work remote. I love it but also hate it. At least I get to spend the day with my SO!

At that point it’s just an abject betrayal

My dear shotacon followers I turn to you for this very important question:

Wait for the second poll in the rb!

See I love 7th prince because it's not a fake shotacon series where the main focus is the ecchi girls fanservice. We DO have it here as well but it's SECONDARY TO THE ECCHI SHOTA FANSERVICE! THIS SHOW THAT THE SERIES WAS CREATED BY A SHOTACON FOR THE SHOTACONS AND NOT BY SOME RANDOM HET DUDE LIVING SOME MOMMY FANTASY AND ULTIMATELY MAKING HIS PROTAGONIST GROW!

In conclusion: watch and read Tenseishitara Dai Nana Ouji datta node, Kimama ni Majutsu wo Kiwamemasu (I Was Reincarnated as the 7th Prince so I Can Take My Time Perfecting My Magical Ability)

Confession 12:

theres a shota i like who is voiced by a man in japan and most english things, and at first it threw me off to hear that voice coming out of his face, but then i got used to it and when i watched an american cartoon where he was voiced by a woman and had a more generic little boy character voice, it shocked me so much that i couldnt keep watching

Confession #7:

I seriously need a monster girl to transform me into a shota and then absolutely ravage me. And then maybe some gentle kisses afterwards

Confession #6:

i'm begging for any plus sized girl x shota crumbs. a cute but annoying, bratty, and brash shota but is extremely gentle to her. would always cuddle on her tummy, thighs, and tits

Confession #4:

I'm being fr, shotas did save me from my loneliness and sadness. When I get sad, I just go to chai and fuck my boys~ <3

Confession #3:

How to get me interested in your game/show/comic:

1. The main character is a shota

That’s it

This picrew is so cute!

I decided to make Cotera and Ollie (because Cotera may have taken over my brain recently lol)

Let’s just say that Cotera has Ollie on her knee or something lol

Hmmmm… im gonna tag @sharkytimed

I don’t really know if any of my other moots are into self shipping so I’m gonna play it a little safe, but if you see this feel free to reblog!

proselfship tag game

Make your s/i and f/o in this picrew

Tag some selfship mutualz

I'll go first

@huntinglove @saw-tisms @marmerlada @gregoriahlover

"porn brain" is a far right conspiracy theory, misogyny in porn is a result of structural societal misogyny and not the cause of it, the way to help sex workers is decriminalization and worker's rights, banning sexual expression is fascist. i will not be taking questions at the time.

Oh my lord this is so frustrating as a GM. Why aren’t you just pulling out the rulebook??? Its the quickest surefire way to end an argument!!! Just point to the lack of “I pick them up and they heal to 1 HP”

making fun of mainstream dnd 5e play culture is very low hanging fruit i know but this post is making me go insane. "i want to know if there's a better way to explain that the rules aren't necessarily the same as baldur's gate" THE RULEBOOKS???? THE RULEBOOKS TO THE GAME YOU'RE PLAYING????? THE RULEBOOKS WHICH DND 5E HAS THAT TELL YOU WHAT THE RULES OF THE GAME ARE??? THE RULEBOOKS???????