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The Avengers on Celebrity Family Feud
Host: Name something you pullout.
Peter: Your penis?
Tony: Peter!
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Host: Real or fiction, name a famous Willy.
Bucky: Willy the Pooh.
Steve: Bucky, no. Close but no.
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Host: Name something you’d pay money to get rid of.
Tony: Your spouse.
Steve: Now that’s just hurtful.
Tony: We aren’t even married, Steve.
Steve: And whose fault is that?
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Host: Name a kind of bear.
Steve: Papa.
Sam: Dammit, Steve.
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Host: During what month of pregnancy does a woman start to show?
Stephen: September.
Host: …
Stephen: I’m a fucking idiot.
Host: Aren’t you a doctor?
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Host: Name a small animal that people find just as scary as a big shark.
Rhodey: A chihuahua.
Tony: Come on, Rhodey.
Rhodey: Don’t tell me you don’t remember that devil dog the dude in the dorm next to us had, Tony.
Tony: Not everybody shares your experience.
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Host: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.
Thor: A horse.
Host: … what?
Thor: A horse.
Thor: I speak from experience. My brother enjoyed his fair share of mischief in our youth.
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Host: Name something Russia is famous for.
Natasha: Russians.
Bucky: She’s not wrong.
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Host: Name something a burglar wouldn’t want to see when he breaks into a house.
Sam: Naked grandma!
Host: Naked what?
Bruce: I wouldn’t want to see that either.
Host: No one does. It’s just an incredibly specific answer.
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Host: Name a yellow fruit.
Bruce: Orange!
Host: …
Audience: …
Bruce: I … panicked.
Thor: whERE ARE YOUR SEVEN PHDS NOW, BANNER?
THIS IS SO SOFT MY HEART IS MELTING
Crib Escapee
Summary: How and why is your son climbing out of his crib all the time?
Warnings: it’s mostly fluff there’s like a line of some making out but that’s it
Pairing: dad!tom x reader
(A/n: i was watching Facebook videos of kids climbing out of their cribs and that inspired me to write this hope it makes you as soft as it made me and Mayra)
“How did you get out of your crib?” You asked your toddler, who had once again escaped from his crib at nap time.
The baby giggled, reaching his small arms out in demand that you pick him up. You got off the couch, bent down, and picked him up. You kissed his forehead and sat back down on the couch with him.
He squealed with delight when Tessa decided to hop on the couch next to you and lick his face before curling up next to you. You patted her back and your son followed suit.
“How did you get out of your crib again, sweetie?” You asked your toddler.
“Dada!” He shrieked, attempting to fold his fingers into his hand to make the Spider-Man hand signal. He didn’t quite understand how to do it yet, to Tom’s dismay, but he did make a fist and make web-shooter noises in attempt to mimic his dad.
“Dada’s not here, honey,” you said. “He’ll be home soon. He didn’t help you out of your crib.”
“Dada!” He squealed again, making more web-shooter noises and waving his hands around in the air.
You laughed. “You silly boy,” you said, kissing your son’s face again. “Do you wanna call Dada and see where he is?”
“DADA!” he screeched excitedly as you pulled out your phone. You smiled and dialed Tom’s number.
“Hey,” he softly answered the phone. “Everythin’ alright love?”
“DADA!!” Your son cried out, recognizing his dad’s voice.
“Hey bud! You bein’ good for mummy?”
“He keeps crawling out of his crib,” you said, brushing an eyelash off your son’s cheek. “And I can’t figure out how. I asked him and he just kept saying your name, so I’m not sure what’s up.”
Tom laughed. “I’ll find a camera and set it up later. I’m on my way back from the interview, so I’ll be home soon. Like 15 minutes. We’ll see if we can’t get him to nap, yeah?”
“Dada home?” Your son asked. His face was a perfect mixture of yours and Tom’s, a constant reminder of Tom even when he was gone. It was comforting, especially since your baby boy had even started developing a British accent.
“Dada be home soon!” Tom said over the phone. “I love you, bud!”
“Lo Dada!” he screeched back, telling Tom he loved him in his best toddler talk.
“Love you, Tom. See you soon,” you told him.
“Love you, baby. See you soon. Bye.” He clicked off the phone.
“Dada’s on his way home!” You said excitedly. Tessa sat up, her ears perked up, and you turned to her. “Tess? Did you hear that? Dad’s coming home!” She bolted off the couch and began running to the doors and windows, searching all around the house for Tom.
Your son slid off your lap and began waddling around the house, trying to follow Tessa and squealing with laughter. “Dada! Psh psh!” he giggled, trying to shoot webs at Tessa and the doors and windows.
Finally, the door burst open, and Tom entered the house. “Hi everyone!” He exclaimed.
“DADA!” the toddler screamed at his dad. Tom bent down and scooped up his son, patting Tessa on the head as he did.
“Hi bud!” Tom replied, kissing all over his face.
“Psh psh psh!” Your son shot webs at his dad, and Tom returned them with a big grin.
You walked over to Tom. “Hi, baby,” he greeted you, pulling you in by the waist with his free hand and kissing you.
Your son was not happy about your kiss. He tried to pull your faces away from each other, squealing. “Mummy, no! Dada, no! Yuck!”
You and Tom laughed. “Nap time, bubs!” Tom said, walking towards your son’s room as you went back to the couch. A moment later, Tom returned and collapsed on the couch next to you.
Your hand snuck over to his thigh. You’d been craving him all day, and now that your son was in bed, you could finally get a break.
“I put my phone in his room. It’s recording so we can see if he gets out of bed,” Tom said pointedly, returning the hand on the thigh. It snuck up further to cup your core, sending a jolt of heat through your body.
“Let’s hope he stays down this time,” you said, crawling on top of Tom and attacking his lips with yours.
His hands trailed down your back to rest on your ass, squeezing and smacking gently at it. His lips traveled down your neck, lightly sucking at it.
“Dada?” You both heard. You flew off of Tom to see your son standing in the hallway.
“Bud, whatcha doin out of your crib?” Tom asked, sliding off the couch and waltzing over to him. He scooped him up, then walked to the toddler’s room, coming back with his phone in his hand.
“Psh Psh!” Your son sounded at his dad while Tom brought up the video and sat back down.
“Psh Psh!” Tom did back half-heartedly, focusing on the phone in his hand.
The video showed your son making spider-man noises as he crawled up and over the side of his crib. He held out his fists, like he was trying to shoot webs from his little hands, squealing with delight when he slid down onto the ground, landing in a squat and making another noise. He held his hands over his head and ran around his room before he ran out of the room to you guys.
It hit you what he was doing before it hit Tom. You began to laugh, the kind of laugh that started small and grew, until you were laying on your back laughing like you hadn’t in a long time.
“What? (Y/N)?” Tom asked, confused.
“Tom, he’s being Spider-Man! He’s being you! Bubs, are you pretending to be Dada?” You gasped in a break of your laughter.
“Dada!” He squealed, making another noise and giggling because you finally understood what he was doing.
Tom rewatched the video several times, and you could see the bears in his head turning as he realized you were right. Your son was climbing out of his crib because he was pretending to be like Tom.
“Aw, bubs!” Tom said, kissing your son’s face. “Dada loves you!”
“Dada!” The baby replied, using his hands to squeeze Tom’s cheeks. “Lo Dada! Psh! Psh!”
“Psh! Psh!” Tom did web-shooters back at your son. You snuck your phone out and took a picture of your adorable little family, happy that your son wanted to be just like his dad.
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honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”
wtfholland’s masterlist♡
💋 smut
✨ fluff
💥 angst
one shots
♥ the light behind your eyes 💥 upon waiting for tom to come home, tragedy strikes
♥ come over 💋 post date love making with tom
♥ working on a feeling 💥 the media is constantly invading tom and y/n’s relationship which results in numerous fights between the two
♥ in a mood 💋 tom and y/n celebrate their anniversary over skype with some sexy times
♥ adore 💥 regardless of her receiving so much hate from fans, y/n tries her hardest to keep it from tom
♥ let my baby stay 💥 ceo!tom growing sick and tired of being neglected by her workaholic boyfriend, y/n finally puts her foot down
series
*currently in the works*
headcanons
♥ late night talks with tom ✨
one shots
♥ little thing ✨ peter helps his girlfriend recover from her reoccurring nightmares
♥ please be mine ✨ returning for the hundredth time to y/n’s window, spider-man and his makeshift nurse start to come into contact with their feelings for each other
♥ nothing’s gonna hurt you baby ✨ after an accident, peter finds himself on a mission to save y/n from the guy who isn’t who he claims to be
♥ let her know ✨💥 superhero!reader y/n finds herself constantly being ridiculed by the one and only web slinger which results in her feelings becoming pretty bruised overtime
series
*currently in the works*
headcanons
♥ trying on the spider-man suit ✨
other stuff
♥ celebration for 400 followers
last updated: july 3rd, 2018
oh mY GOSDSDSDFJ
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OMG IM SO EXCITED ABOUT BLURB NIGHT! what about collegetom! realizing that he is totally head over heels in love with you?💓
Yes yes! This is so cute
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Doctor!tom has a busy day at the hospital so he's kind of annoyed when some of the nurses are practically begging him to check on the pregnant woman in a room down the hall but he does anyway. His annoyance turns into shock and then an onslaught of happy tears because as soon as he opens the door he sees you sitting on the hospital bed with a sonogram in your hands tears in your eyes and a huge smile on your face
:’)))) this is fucking cute
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