lobsterxentaros - Lobsters are cool
Lobsters are cool

The creature in my PFP is a Tomistoma. Also known as a false gharial.

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9 months ago

Image ID: A picture of Legolas wearing a cute hair bow with the text, and my bow, at the bottom.

A picture of Gimli holding a can of Axe body spray with the text, and my axe, at the bottom.

Personal: I searched through as many of the over 100k reblogs as I could to find an ID post. I couldn't find one and everyone deserves goober hours. Especially ancient goober hours.

I Might Have Overdone It On Caffeine Tonight. Maybe. Just A Smidge.

I might have overdone it on caffeine tonight.  Maybe.  Just a smidge.


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9 months ago

Image ID: Cut out letters stating, meow meow meow, by a cutout picture of Joe Biden

does anyone want to see my art made of political mail


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9 months ago

Image ID: Stylized X-ray with color of a pregnant body, with the fetus included, sitting cross cross apple sauce. Text reads: Is it really just your body?

Personal: To answer, yes. If no one can demand the blood of another then they cannot demand an organ.

I would never claim ownership of a kidney or someone's stomach either.

My Body, My Choice Only Makes Sense When Someone Elses Life Isnt At Stake.

“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.


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9 months ago

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

10 months ago
Daniel Sloss-Jigsaw
Daniel Sloss-Jigsaw
Daniel Sloss-Jigsaw
Daniel Sloss-Jigsaw

Daniel Sloss- “Jigsaw”

10 months ago

This one has lovely alt text and an important message.

Because why do we need to look up what companies use slave labor?

At some point, the problem needs to be reframed to the causes.

Image of a distressed-looking person with curly hair in the front window of a trolley, framed by red text that reads "we all know about the trolley problem." The words "trolley problem" appear to be dripping with blood.
Red text that reads "An impossible scenario of life and death: who do you kill? One innocent orphan boy, or a group of wanted criminals?" accompanied by a drawing of split tracks with an orphan boy on the left and a row of criminals on the right. They are all tied with ropes.
Red text that reads "Your elderly grandma? Or a child you don't know?" On the left is a drawing of a curly-haired smiling old woman, and on the right is a black-haired grinning child. Both have a red, dripping hole in the center of their chests.
Red text that reads "we see it when we vote," then a drawing of a bloody hand with a pen above a ballot. The options are "Dr. Evil" and "Cruella D." The red text continues, "when we buy," with a drawing of another bloody hand holding red-stained cash.
A drawing of a woman lying in bed looking up at her hands as they drip with blood, framed by red text that reads "we dream of it in visions of the apocalypse."
A drawing of a person clutching their own hands, once again covered in blood. A red, dripping "X" is on their chest, and their face is splattered with red as well. They look deeply haunted, and they are surrounded by black scribbly shading. "But at some point," the red text reads, "when we are tired of choosing who deserves to be spared, it becomes relevant to ask..."
A red background behind drawings of faceless people in black suits and white ties, only differentiated by head and facial hair. In the foreground is a fist at someone's side, dripping with blood onto doubly carved-in red text that reads, "who is tying people to the tracks?"

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

1 year ago
Google FORM 13909 And Fill It Out With This Information, Then Email It To Eoclass@irs.gov
Google FORM 13909 And Fill It Out With This Information, Then Email It To Eoclass@irs.gov
Google FORM 13909 And Fill It Out With This Information, Then Email It To Eoclass@irs.gov
Google FORM 13909 And Fill It Out With This Information, Then Email It To Eoclass@irs.gov
Google FORM 13909 And Fill It Out With This Information, Then Email It To Eoclass@irs.gov
Google FORM 13909 And Fill It Out With This Information, Then Email It To Eoclass@irs.gov

google FORM 13909 and fill it out with this information, then email it to [email protected]

do it from multiple emails. submit as many times as you can. do it while you shit. do it while you wait for an appointment.

DO IT.


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1 year ago

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(In red text) Common psychotropic medications that may impair the heat response

(in bold black text) Trade Name Generic Name

(In regular text)

Abilify aripiprazole

Asendin amoxapine

Artane trihexyphenidyl

Aventyl, Pamelor nortriptyline

Benadryl diphenhydramine

Brintellix vortioxetine

Celexa citalopram

Clozaril, Fazaclo, Versacloz clozapine

Cogentin benztropine

Cymbalta duloxetine

Desyrel, Oleptro trazodone

Elavil amitriptyline

Effexor venlafaxine

Eskalith, Lithobid, Lithonate lithium

Fanapt iloperidone

Fetzima levomilnacipran

Geodon ziprasidone

Haldol haloperidol

Invega paliperidone

Lexapro escitalopram

Loxitane loxapine

Latuda lurasidone

Navane thiothixene

Norpramin desipramine

Paxil paroxetine

Phenergan promethazine

Pristiq desvenlafaxine

Prolixin fluphenazine

Prozac fluoxetine

Rexulti brexpiprazole

Risperdal risperidone

Saphris asenapine

Seroquel quetiapine

Sinequan, Silenor doxepin

Stelazine trifluoperazine

Thorazine chlorpromazine

Tofranil imipramine

Trilafon perphenazine

Wellbutrin, Zyban bupropion

Viibryd vilazodone

Vrylar cariprazine

Zoloft sertraline

Zyprexa olanzapine

*Note: This is not an all-inclusive list.

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Extreme heat can be dangerous for people taking psychiatric medication
Psychiatric medications can interfere with the body's ability to regulate temperature, and most patients don't know, experts say.

Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.

*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!


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1 year ago

Friends, enemies, whoever: there is a massive, money-soaked rightwing voter suppression effort targeting social media users who identify as progressive and/or are seen as potential Democratic supporters. Let's all keep that in mind, okay? Let's not make accidental unpaid operatives of ourselves, all right?

1 year ago

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library militant @imaniems

Ok here's a concept: Wife Swap but with municipal budgets.

librarians get cop budgets for a year and we see what can be done

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