shitposts, ocs, fanart and ocs
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theyre so fucked who let another bouchard into management position
It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.
This made me so sad for some reason
*teleports in your home then teleports out*
I miss tma season one when Jon puts his whole archivussy into a statement and then ends it by saying "yeah lmao this probably didn't happen. I asked Martin to look into it and he found nothing because he sucks and I hate him. Tim got me more information, probably because he's such a fucking slut. Sasha was also very useful. I love Sasha because she's so dependable and trustworthy. Nothing bad will ever happen to Sasha to make her less dependable or trustworthy."
I yelled at my cat for eating a hama bead and he hasn't left my sofa since :(
my automatic reply whenever someone says "my apologies" to me is to go "for the deception... orrr...??"
..so thanks the magnus archives
Jhonlock but its Jon Sims and a padlock
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Time to play my favourite game: "Is this a fandom I'm not in or did i just forget about that entire character?"
I have some feeling about Celia, I don't know what they are but they're there
Why am I getting so many aroace posts?? Is it an important day?? Do i need to do something??
Horrible post today, do it again tomorrow
If you're eating naan bread and someone asks you whats going on, u can say something witty like "none of your businaans"
I need to go listen to the entirety of s1 again, for science
HI FOLKS
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!!! the time every few months when i remember that uquiz exists and go feral!!!
i hope you enjoy my new creation :D
The beast is weakened...
Wuh oh wuh oh sick alert
Nobody warns you that you're supposed to pay attention to s1
"Hey bbg, I've been sleeping in graves also I killed a guy xx"
"Why did you tell the police :("
beware of any tma episodes that take place in the 1800s and start with some guy saying "apologies jonah, i'm breaking up with you because i'm fairly sure you're evil. anyway here's a horrific story that will be thematically relevant later"
MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong
WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink
Just found out about poetry, absolutely gutted. Words don't do that
It's Peter Lukas 👍
Whos that guy from tma that looks like the fish finger man (urgent)
Peter Lukas 👍
Whos that guy from tma that looks like the fish finger man (urgent)
Whos that guy from tma that looks like the fish finger man (urgent)
No, shut up
cannibalism as a metaphor for the abused becoming the abuser? is that anything?
AU where they taxidermied the queen