lobsterwizard - AH
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lobsterwizard
9 months ago

theyre so fucked who let another bouchard into management position


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lobsterwizard
9 months ago

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.


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lobsterwizard
9 months ago

This made me so sad for some reason

*teleports in your home then teleports out*


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lobsterwizard
9 months ago

I miss tma season one when Jon puts his whole archivussy into a statement and then ends it by saying "yeah lmao this probably didn't happen. I asked Martin to look into it and he found nothing because he sucks and I hate him. Tim got me more information, probably because he's such a fucking slut. Sasha was also very useful. I love Sasha because she's so dependable and trustworthy. Nothing bad will ever happen to Sasha to make her less dependable or trustworthy."

lobsterwizard
9 months ago

I yelled at my cat for eating a hama bead and he hasn't left my sofa since :(


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lobsterwizard
9 months ago

my automatic reply whenever someone says "my apologies" to me is to go "for the deception... orrr...??"

..so thanks the magnus archives


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lobsterwizard
10 months ago

Jhonlock but its Jon Sims and a padlock


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lobsterwizard
10 months ago

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

lobsterwizard
10 months ago

I have some feeling about Celia, I don't know what they are but they're there


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lobsterwizard
10 months ago

Why am I getting so many aroace posts?? Is it an important day?? Do i need to do something??


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lobsterwizard
10 months ago

Horrible post today, do it again tomorrow

If you're eating naan bread and someone asks you whats going on, u can say something witty like "none of your businaans"

lobsterwizard
10 months ago
I Need To Go Listen To The Entirety Of S1 Again, For Science

I need to go listen to the entirety of s1 again, for science

HI FOLKS

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!!! the time every few months when i remember that uquiz exists and go feral!!!

i hope you enjoy my new creation :D

uquiz.com
GUESS WHO REMEMBERED THIS ABOMINATION OF A WEBSITE EXISTS???? HELL YEAH, TIME TO SULLY MY DIGITAL FOOTPRINT :D

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lobsterwizard
10 months ago

The beast is weakened...

Wuh oh wuh oh sick alert

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10 months ago
lobsterwizard
10 months ago

"Hey bbg, I've been sleeping in graves also I killed a guy xx"

"Why did you tell the police :("

beware of any tma episodes that take place in the 1800s and start with some guy saying "apologies jonah, i'm breaking up with you because i'm fairly sure you're evil. anyway here's a horrific story that will be thematically relevant later"


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lobsterwizard
10 months ago

MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong

WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink

lobsterwizard
10 months ago

Just found out about poetry, absolutely gutted. Words don't do that


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lobsterwizard
10 months ago

It's Peter Lukas 👍

Whos that guy from tma that looks like the fish finger man (urgent)

lobsterwizard
10 months ago

Peter Lukas 👍

Whos that guy from tma that looks like the fish finger man (urgent)

lobsterwizard
10 months ago

Whos that guy from tma that looks like the fish finger man (urgent)


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lobsterwizard
11 months ago

Permission to pine my lord?


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lobsterwizard
11 months ago

No, shut up

cannibalism as a metaphor for the abused becoming the abuser? is that anything?

lobsterwizard
11 months ago

AU where they taxidermied the queen