The Wano Dream

The Wano dream

So I had this amazing Wano dream ... which Oda killed with cold blood. I betIi wasn't the only one who was ready to roll over some hot, sexy, badass samurais left and right, ok? All I wanted were some "pretty boy💖", but no,no,no,no. NO. We got...things😐

make me imagine some mighty warrior who can burn me with one look, yes, then break all my dreams with

Him

And this thing...

And whatever the hell is that

And I KNOW I should never judge a book by it's cover, but hell, kill me now, I CARE ABOUT THE DAMN COVER!

And, in the name of God Usopp-sama, thank him because, OH BOI, Luffy's "cover" is in flames right now and I can't even tell when that happend (must be Kidd's presence 😏)

Enel-sama blessed him and our captain went, in a split second, from:

"I'll be pirate king!"

To

"Do you dare not to call me king?"

Halloween

Halloween season is upon us, and since Lestat isn’t organizing another concert, him and Armand have decided to throw a huge party. Marius would prefer it if all of them could just have a quiet, family evening, while Louis doesn’t want to take any part in any kind of organization. Eventually, Lestat’s and Armand’s idea prevails. Of course, costumes are a must.

Lestat pesters Louis that they go as Harley Quinn and Joker, but Louis doesn’t want to hear about it, so Lestat announces that his costume will be the best, most original, so avant-garde and definitely not mainstream. He goes as a sexy prince nurse. Louis, on the other hand just goes as a human. Armand first goes dressed as “Prince Lestat” wearing a cheap, shiny wig and a horrible, fake fur, satin, leopard print, trashy, pap costume of which some things are taken from Lestat’s closet unknowingly. Lestat screams and throws a fit when he sees Armand. Later, he cross-dresses into a nun.  Marius goes as a Roman senator (d’uh) and judges other historically inaccurate costumes. Pandora is Morticia Addams. Gabrielle is a musketeer. Daniel is mummy made from toilet paper. (💖) Santino is a reverend priest (ofc).  Claudia, if she were there hah, would go as a fairy princess ✩

oh if only somebody could draw them in these costumes…**sigh**

Outside of Arlong, Kuro is my favorite arc villain of the East Blue Saga. 

Let me explain:

Firstly, he’s a perfect foil for both Luffy and Usopp. In Luffy’s case, he’s a captain who abandoned his crew once before and is willing to abandon them again so he can live a life of luxury. But like Usopp he’s a master liar and uses deceit and trickery as his main weapon. He ain’t called Kuro of a Thousand Plans for nothing. 

This interaction with Usopp shows off his manipulative nature perfectly. Kuro’s a pirate. He doesn’t give two shits who Usopp’s dad is. In fact, him slandering pirates is an indirect slander of himself because he used to live that lifestyle. 

No, the real reason Kuro riles Usopp like this is because he sees him as a threat. His whole plan revolves around isolating Kaya and tricking her into signing her will over to him so he can kill her. He can’t have her depend on anyone other than himself, so he takes her one connection to the outside world and makes him look like a violent savage. He gaslights Kaya, confusing and hurting her while maintaining a facade of her beloved butler, the only family she has left after her parent’s death. He takes advantage of her confusion, her weakness, and her isolation to manipulate her into doing what he wants. 

And if not for Usopp (because if he hadn’t been willing to fight neither would Luffy) he would have gotten away with it. Kuro would have gotten his money and retired to a life of luxury after the Black Cat Pirates slaughtered anyone who might have gotten suspicious.

Vivian #2

What Louis probably wrote on the note

Wanna tell me what the food tastes like?

I found us some matching Gucci slides

Turns out, the headmaster has these very special magazines

So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties…

Sometimes, I like to pretend Rosie is a bird

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One piece crew’s bet when they see the newspaper coming

Imagine, every morning in the One Piece world, the sun is shinning above the sea, everyone is waking up and drinking coffee to start their pirate’s day. And then, you can see the cute little bird that is giving the newspaper, flying in direction of the pirate’s boat. Here are the bets that everyone is making about the new of the day. And sometimes it’s not very friendly…

Red hair pirates.

Shanks: I bet 1 million Berry that Luffy made another unforgivable mistake towards Marineford.

Benn: 1 Million that he punched a celestial dragon. Again.

Lucky Roo: 1 million that he accidently exploded an island.

Yasopp: 1 million that he has a new strange nakama. 1 more million if it’s a dead man, a talking bird or a dragon.

Shanks: Oh my god, I swear that I will stop piracy if he asked an admiral to join his crew.

 Heart Pirates.

Law: I bet 100 000 Berrys that Eustass ugly face will be on the first page. That would brighten my day.

Bepo (secretly to Jean Bart): 100 Berrys that the captain will cut the image and put it in his personal notebook.

Kid Pirates.

Eustass: If that stupid Trafalgar Law got his ass kicked I will give you all 1 million Berrys.

Killer: 1 000 Berrys that the captain will destroy the ship if he sees that Trafalgar’s bounty is higher than his.

Donquixote Pirates.

Doflamingo: I will give you all 1 million Berrys if the chief of the newspaper posted on the front page the nudes of Crocodile that I send him.

Trebol: How the hell did he… ?

 Whitebeard Pirates.

Thatch: I bet 100 Berrys that Oyaji will make a deviation of 3 weeks just to meet a new pirate crew that he saw in the newspaper and ask them to become a part of the crew.

Marco: Oh lord that would be so difficult to pass through the east waterway and there is a storm coming we should go by the west and…

Ace: 1 000 Berrys that Marco is having a headache before the end of the day.

 Strawhat Pirates.

Nami: I swear to god that if they posted in the newspaper that Luffy fall completely naked from the boat I will stop piracy and I’ll hide in hole for the rest of my life.