A Summary Of Damen: Big Brain, Big Smile, Big Muscles, Big Heart, Big Dick, Big Butt ;_;

A summary of Damen: big brain, big smile, big muscles, big heart, big dick, big butt ;_; 

you’re in his dms, i’m dying in his armor. we are not the same

Laurent: I have never felt attraction of any kind towards another human. I’m cold, the coldest. I live and breathe for revenge and ruling my kingdom. I haven’t felt a positive emotion in six years. I’m a devil made human. I’m—

Damen: *breathes and flexes his muscles*

Laurent:

Laurent: fuck.

laurent: *is having a normal conversation with someone*

laurent’s brain: tell them you fucked damen

laurent: why

laurent’s brain: you gotta

Seriously though can you imagine how fucking pissed achilles would be to see his Patroclus, his lover, his most dear, his Philtatos, best of men, boiled down to nothing but a companion??? A side character?? Or even a blood cousin??

Achilles would single handedly slaughter every historian who dared disgrace his Patroclus this way

realistically i am probably supposed to hate dio

like, im pretty sure araki wrote him to be as despicable as possible?? but every time i see him on screen its like im seeing an old buddy at a bar

yeah dio, keep making polnareff go up the same two stairs, thats fucking hilarious