Best Character -> Best Dialogue.

Best character -> best dialogue.

Rafal's Sassiest Lines from the Prequels

"By all means, give your speech first," Rafal replied. "You know, since the Storian is on your side."

"Only a fatuous idiot would think that lamp was real."

"Well now it's your turn to prove you have the judgement to be a school master."

"Pity the little thief doesn't have his lamp anymore."

"I can love you and still think I'm better," said Rafal. Which is why when Aladdin proves himself Evil, I'll enjoy watching you squirm-"

"You cant just move up the Ball!"

"Too late," Rafal snipped.

Well they are invited because they 're a part of this school, just like I am, much as you hate to admit it," Rafal replied, "and I decided the date needed changing and you were too busy swimming in the pond-"

"Besides, like you said, the Evers live for balls. So why delay? I see no reason to wait. Let us all indulge in the spirit of love. That's what you want, isnt it?"

'"You remind me of my brother. So self-righteous and sure of his own mortality. Only you're not as handsome and even more delusional."

''I hear the new Pan is tall and solidly built for a boy of twelve. Not sure you'll match up well."

Rhian shook his head. "I thought it's who you would pick!"

"You really are lost," Rafal said quietly.

"What do we do now?" Rhian prompted.

"I'm supposed to solve this problem?"

"It's gauche your school. None of the grit of true Evil."

"I'M IN CHARGE NOW," Rafal boomed.

"The Storian, you dunderheaded dolt! He has the Storian! The one you and your lovestruck thief boy gave away!"

"And from the way you're looking at Captain Muscles, your thief isnt the only one who's a lovestruck fool."

"You can fly, can't you?"

"If it wasn't for you cozying up to Hook, that bridge wouldn't have existed in the first place."

"Now I'm a loose end? You can't even fly!"

I LOVE this so much! Do you think the same thing would happen if Rafal set foot in Gavaldon's church? /j

Also, fantastic comedic timing!

Since we were talking about how easily Rafal would burn in the sun, I decided to draw a little scenario where Rhian tries to convince him to step foot into the light, and he gets crisped.

Read both polls before voting to distinguish between what the questions are asking. The second poll is in the reblog.

Read both polls before voting to distinguish between what the questions are asking. The second poll is in the reblog.

If Sophie and Rafal actually had a straightforward conversation during TLEA:

Rafal: But why don’t you want to marry me? Give me three good reasons.

Sophie: Why three? [She makes a mental note to count to three before murdering him.]

Rafal: [gestures vaguely] Rule of Three. Fairy tales. Etcetera. You're a Reader. You should know by now.

Sophie: [witheringly] Well, one: You killed me. Two: I shouldn’t need another reason, but I’ll play along—you’re an axe murderer. There. [She crosses her arms.] Three: The reasons shouldn’t have to be "good," considering that it’s you I’m speaking to. Satisfied?

This one's only vaguely thematically relevant.

I hope no one minds the frequently posting; I'm cleaning out some drafts.