Solidarity With Whump Rafal Today!

Solidarity with whump Rafal today!

(Context: I sliced my index finger while cutting baguettes at work because I did not use a cut glove.)

Rafal: [bitterly] Solidarity, you say? Don't suppose you live under the tyranny of Pen, do you? Come back once you've met the full wrath of the Storian, then we'll talk.

Rhian: But Rafal, she's injured—

Rafal: [seething] Don't mock me, ye of little mettle.

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(First, I hope you're all right! Second, don't expect an iota of sympathy from him. Sorry.)

The whump fic's draft is done, so it will be out soon, likely. Take this tangentially-related screenshot for now:

Source.

Honestly, I may do some meta-posting about the fic, after it's up.

No, Rafal is not actually mummified, if anyone's wondering.

Was thinking. What if

Hear me out

Humanised Storian

Lmao

All i know

Is.

- long. Like. Think long-legged bird

- gray & blue. Skyscraper colour palette

- fuckton of feathers (think poets, birds, freedom)

- fuckton of long, sharp shapes

- his pen form in his hair

- cape!!!! Not like a regular one but still, cape!!!!

- idgaf about you eyes. You know what i mean

Sketched something will flesh it out later mb:

Most Likely a Deleted Excerpt from the Whump Fic

This bit didn’t seem to fit in anywhere, so I’ve scrapped it, for now:

Money wasn’t of much use to him when he could rely on his sorcery and his formidable strength of will, among other persuasive measures. Besides, reliable, old extortion worked without fail almost every time.

As long as Rafal had some sort of leverage, blackmail, or an offer his victim couldn’t resist, he’d emerge as the victor. Probably, he’d convince someone to sign away their soul to him, one day. He was sure of it.

Yeah, I suppose I sort of view Rafal as an unapologetic scammer, to some extent.

Ok, so... I was the one who submitted this question, and currently the poll results are at 80% "No," 15% "Yes," and 5% "See results." And that's absolutely hilarious to me, even though I expected it to happen because I selected the most "innocent" looking picture I could find of him.

Therefore, I'm going to introduce propaganda to see where this goes:

Despite being a character from a children's book, Rafal is an IMMORTAL EVIL SORCERER and a MURDERER!

This question was sent to our inbox and we made a separate poll in response to it. If you want to put your Blorbo in a situation of your choice and see if people think they’ll survive, send your Blorbo and the situation in which you want to see them to our inbox and we’ll post a poll for you! (For more information, check our pinned post.)

This blog is so chaotic and organised at the same time ayo

Thanks—I think? That's likely an apt description. [grins and takes a sweeping bow]