The Episode Would Be Shorter If He Had No Filter

The episode would be shorter if he had no filter

(anime spoilers)

Okay but listen to me-

by this post

Your “jason has danny on speed dial” post gave me the amazing mental image of danny tapping every kidnapped bat/bird on the head, turning them intangible so their handcuffs or whatever fall off, and going “duck. duck. duck. duck.”

And then a henchman/guard comes in and danny yells “GOOSE”, blasts them through the wall, and then just turns back to jason and is like “for waking me up at 2 am you now owe me help on at least 2 english assignments” and then leaves

He continues calling every henchman goose and dick is getting progressively more upset at him not playing the game correctly

feels like we only go backward mp100

I don't know where exactly this idea came from, but Social Media of the Dead.

Upon returning from the dead, Jason starts to notice a lot of weird profiles and content creators. He thinks they're just weird gimmicks, until he tries to share one in a group chat. The link is garbled and moves and changes. When the others click on it, the video that comes up is pitch black, yet somehow they can see movement. They can hear static, breathing, and the sound of 100 voices chanting in the distance.

To Jason, it's a dumb video of a kid that looks like one of his brothers telling his friends stupid puns and then wheeze laughing.

DOES THE GHOST WRITER HAVE A PLACE IN THE LIBRARY WITH THINGS FROM AO3 ???????????