DP X DC Prompt. Side Job.

DP x DC prompt. Side Job.

Flash: Danny, come on! Superman and Captain Marvel have already agreed to the race. Aren’t you interested? We’ll even let you fly. The most important thing is not winning but taking part. No one will laugh. Danny: Flash, I’m not afraid of losing. I just already know the result. That’s why I’m not intrested in.

Flash: Is there something you want to share with the class?

Danny: It is simple. Death is inescapable, right? So..

*Danny summons the scythe he used in the Circus Gothika.*

Danny:You don’t think you can run so fast that you can escape the Death, do you?

*Danny’s eyes glowing red.*

~~~~

Aquaman: You’re such a little shit. You know, you could have just told them you had a lot of homework for Monday, instead of using the fact that Flash recently watched Puss in Boots for a prank.

Danny: Prank? Who said it is a prank? Flash, for the love of Clockwork, come out from under the couch, I’m not at work now. Well, I am not here for you, I swear. Danny: By the way, Aquaman, can I get your autograph? Aquaman:

Hi,

It’s you friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an “ending,” and some people even talking about “blanket permissions,” let me just say this:

I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.

That is my anti-permission.

Thank you for your attention.

this is an ancient meme now, but here it is anyway

“Conan No”

- a book written by Ai Haibara, co-authored by Ran Mouri, foreword by Hiroshi Agasa with excerpts from “Conan Chill Out” by Miwako Sato, followed by a sequel “Conan YES” by Conan Edogawa, Shuichi Akai, Rei Furuya, and Heiji Hattori

File 4: The Sixth Smokestack

True fans remember that Jumbo was the OG skateboard 🛹 🐕

He's so tiny, that dog is basically a horse

HE SAID THE THING 🎉🎉🎉 First time for everything

Man, this does not bode well for his injury count in one day

You're kidding me 😭

4x combo!?

(this definitely sets the stage for power scaling - he can't defend himself yet but charged in all the same 😭)

STATS:

Files read: 4

Ran's Horn: 1% (unchanged)

Times Conan/Shinichi Bonked in 1 day: 6

Faithful steeds acquired: 1

This is turning out to be a rather grave affair

*pulling myself out of a shallow grave* you call this a fucking GRAVESITE, i call this a DISGRACE *dusting the dirt from my shroud* u gotta PACK the dirt in there boy i wanna feel like im being tucked into bed by a STEAMROLLER, i want 8.8k psi MINIMUM on this bitch *hacks up a shovelful of soil like a cat retching up a hairball* I'VE SLEPT UNDER MEATIER WEIGHTED BLANKETS