Someone I Know Not Well Enough To Voice My Opinion On The Subject Said Something Like Why Didnt God Make

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

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Today I realised that Jigsaw Joe has stubble and not weird teeth

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Ok so apparently the one I bought was the WRONG ONE even though it does the SAME STUFF and I have to buy ANOTHER calculator that's 250 dollars and I don't have enough money so I guess I just fail maths arghhhhhhhhh I'm genuinely so mad dhdhfjegcjdbfhsjgjfjshfhhhfhfhfhfhfhejghdjfjshfhdjfhdhhg

I need to get a graphing calculator for school and these things cost 150-300 dollars what the heck that's more than my phone that I'm typing this on costed and if I don't buy one they just fail me

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