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Was anybody going to tell me they made a plushie of my father or was I supposed to find out for my self
IDOL AU
You're an Idol and your f/o is your biggest fan
They buy all the merchandise, go to all the concerts, see all your interviews on tv.
Imagine your stoic, tsundere or grumpy f/o being so shy about their crush on you. They keep all of their merch hidden in their room and act like they don't have any interest in idols with other people.
They probably have a secret stan account on social media, where you both usually interact sharing joking banter here and there.
You came across one another on the streets by coincidence, and you are so excited to finally meet the person behind the account, whom you've had a crush for for the longest time.
Your sunshine f/o acts like an excited puppy everytime your name is mentioned and they're always eager to brag about all their merch and fun facts they know about you from interviews.
They always praise you openly and without shame. When you meet them in a meet and greet, you're inmediately smitten by their enthusiasm and earnest personality, in between the greetings and signing of merch, you sneak your number in their hand with a smile.
Your yandere f/o knows they're your biggest fan. They follow you closely on social media... and irl. They know your schedule point by point and always makes sure to be present in your rehearsals and shooting sessions, hoping to add another precious item of yours to their collection.
Thing is, you're not blind! You know perfectly well there's a little stalker following you, and feigning innocence, you leave some items unattended and lying around for them to take. On one ocassion, you make sure to write your number on a paper cup along with a "Call me, cutie!".
I'm moving back to the town where I spent a decade being abused so I'm 'excited' to have trauma nightmares again. Gonna need all my f/os to team up and kill my abuser please
Husband!König still gets butterflies in his stomach when you kiss him on the cheek. he just thinks it’s so cute - he’s confident when you kiss his lips, a little prideful when you peck his jaw and neck, but a kiss to the cheek? it gets his heart pumping and chest blooming with warmth
Husband!König gives you butterfly kisses when he wears his sniper hood. in the house or on base, if he doesn’t feel like tugging his hood up to give you a proper kiss he’ll turn to butterfly kisses - leaning down towards you, fluttering his eyelashes against your skin. he adores the sweet laughter that comes with it, your giggles making him chuckle
Husband!König that kisses any bumps and bruises you get. he’ll always kiss a cut before putting a bandaid over it, claims it helps the healing process. of course, he expects the same treatment - if he bangs his knee against the coffee table he’ll mope around until you give his bruise a smooch
Husband!König who can spend an entire afternoon kissing your freckles and moles. you have eczema? he’s pressing kisses to your rough skin. you have scars and scratches? he cooing sweet words at you while pecking them. you have vitiligo? he’s absolutely enamored, holding you close and kissing the pigmentless patches
Hey you! Your F/O told me to give you some reminders:
If you've been waiting for a sign to make something 'cringe' for your selfship, here it is
Write that songfic/terribly ooc hc/etc.
Draw that shamelessly fluffy/smutty/'un'funny art
Make that edit that you know is beyond your skillset
Make a social media au for all I care (I'm in the process of making one rn that's what inspired this post)
In the year of our lord 2k24 we don't ever need to feel bad for doing silly shit ever again
Had a dream about getting fucked by a character so good that I came irl welcome new f/o
Reblog to get a hug from your gruff, grumpy, or emotionally reserved F/O!
(stolen from an anti, proship/neutralship please interact)
Self Ship Standardized Test!
Both regular and transparent!
I did an example with my own ship [HERE] if you’d like someone to work off of >:3c
Friendly reminder that
male selfshippers are valid
trans and nonbinary selfshippers are valid
queer selfshippers are valid
not everyone who selfships is a straight female
Hey.
Self-shippers.
Interact with this post if it's okay to send you asks or interact with your posts about your F/Os! I really do love seeing specific ship content for you guys along with general self-ship imagines and such, and I wanna support and join in on the fun of community.
omg can u imagine. alternate universe where you're the f/o and ur f/o posts pictures of u with captions like "HOW ARE U SO CUTE IM SO IN LOVE WITH U" and rambles abt how soft u make them feel and makes u a cute ship tag and their mutuals send them asks like "have u kissed X goodnight yet" with heart edits of u and it makes ur f/o bury their completely red blushing face in their pillow and kick their feet. seriously can u imagine
Hey.
Self-shippers.
Interact with this post if it's okay to send you asks or interact with your posts about your F/Os! I really do love seeing specific ship content for you guys along with general self-ship imagines and such, and I wanna support and join in on the fun of community.
Not to sound psychotic but that fictional character does love you. I'm so deadass
'should i add this f/o?' yes literally the answer is always yes
whats stopping you? who can stop you
do whatever you want forever
Your F/O's canonical type:
You
NSFW outta pocket selfship asks
Where is the weirdest place you and your F/O have ever done it?
Have you guys ever been interrupted in the middle? If so, how? And by whom?
What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you or your F/O during sex?
What is the strangest way the mood had ever been killed for you?
Conversely, what was the strangest way the mood has ever been turned on for the two of you?
What was your favorite time you guys have ever done it?
What is you and your F/O's 'weirdest' kinks?
If you, and your F/O, could describe your sex life with an emoji, what would it be?
You and your F/O can only do it in one position for the rest of your lives. Which positions do you each choose?
Be honest, what's the most embarrassing thing to have ever happened to you or your F/O during sex?
I found this really silly photo and wanted to share it with you :D
I'll take his milk any day of the week... 🙂↕️🥛
Speaking of milk — back to my König headcannons! He definitely drinks a gallon of milk within two days. You're going to have to buy lots of jugs of milk to keep some for yourself, which is a rare occasion considering he downs milk within milliseconds.
🥀 Yandere/Stalker Selfship asks
Warning: Abuse, violence, murder, stalking, noncon, baby trapping mention
🚬 - Is your F/O obsessed with you? Do they keep memorabilia of you such as pictures they’ve taken without you noticing, or clothing items they’ve stolen?
🪱 - How jealous/possessive are they? Are you allowed to have friends? Or are you theirs alone not allowed to even talk to another soul beside them?
🍭 - Are they clingy? Do they need your constant attention and affection?
❤️ - Would your F/O stalk you from afar? Watching your every move hidden from your view. Or would they take a more direct approach and find a way to worm their way into your life?
🩸 - Would your F/O hurt you? If so, is it purely for the purpose of keeping you where they want or is it for their own amusement? Would they ever gravely injure you? Would they ever kill you?
🌹 - Does your F/O obsessively worship you? Or do they want your devoted worship?
💋 - Would your F/O hurt other people for you? If so, is it just to get rid of people they believe are competition or trying to take you away from them? Or do they only hurt people who’ve hurt you?
💍 - Would your F/O kidnap you? Or would they prefer to try to form a genuine relationship with you?
🥀 - Are you their entire world or completely disposable to them?
🧵 - Are you a possession to them, merely a doll or a toy, something to own? Or do they see you as a person?
👀 - How would they go about kidnapping you? Lure you? Just grab you? Broad day? In the darkness of night?
❤️🩹 - Are they delusional? Do they genuinely believe you’re in love with them no matter how many times you’ve told them different? Or are they completely aware of your feelings and their actions?
🍇 - Would they ever touch your or forec themselves on you without your consent? Would they feel no remorse for doing so?
🍼 - Would they baby trap you, just to get you to stay with them?
✨ - How did you first get their attention?
☔️ - Is it easy to show them what they’re doing is wrong? Would they break down, apologize and beg to you? Or do not realize what they’re doing is bad? Do they realize it’s bad and just don’t care?
Fellas, can you please point me to the direction of a proship safe selfship blog? Please and thank you.
I'm proship, if that bothers you feel free to block me with no fuss :) My f/o isn't underage either, incase that concerns you.