I Made A New Friend At The 1st Annual Silicon Valley Comic Con- His Name Is Zip, And Hes Now My Sloth

I made a new friend at the 1st Annual Silicon Valley Comic Con- his name is Zip, and he’s now my sloth son.

Also, shout out to this lovely Cinderella cosplayer! She was so sweet, and totally on point.

Carverna arrived! Dang is she thicc.

Whenever I open at work, and I end up on bar, I always make the same dumb joke to customers. I first ask them how they're doing, etc.- then I say it. "The sun rose- that's always a good sign, right?" They never really respond. Some look at me like "why would it not?;" others look at me like I'm inferring that the sun rotates around the earth; others just look at me like "what a dumb thing to say." Personally, I think it's funny. Also, when you have to be at work before daybreak, honestly the sunrise is a relief. I'm sure plenty of you others understand ^ᴥ^ Also, just a dash of salt here, but with Trump these days, I think all of us surviving until another daybreak is a personal victory for us all.

Oh. Also, I bought a hedgehog kigurumi. Whoops. Here are some embarrassing photos. They're safe on the Internet, right?

May it also be clarified that I merely didn't just casually walk away from the unaccompanied infant on the skateboard; there was a gaggle of young girls behind me. I made a flash judgement that they were new suitable parents for the child.

Kirby says hi, and is proud of you for surviving Valentine's Day.