How To Incorporate The Mercymorn Aesthetic Into Your Daily Life

How to incorporate the Mercymorn aesthetic into your daily life

wear a labcoat 👩‍🔬

say "Hiss" out loud 😤

drink water from a beaker 😃

assume everyone around you is an incompetent child 👶

wear your hair in a bun! 👵🏼

form intense homoerotic bonds with women who cannot return your affections 👭

dye your hair pink 💗👩‍🦰

be better than everyone else at your job 💯

plot to kill God 💣

ianthe-as-dominant-twin this, coronabeth-as-dominant-twin that. here's the real answer: it's push and pull. it's give and take. they're partners in crime, they're a one-sided obsession, they're a codependent clusterfuck. they take turns manipulating and belittling each other. coronabeth is the spoon flashed in front of your face so you don't see ianthe's hand in your pocket and they both think they're the brains of the operation. and they both think the other is so stupid and would be lost without them. and they're both right.

Harrow: God have mercy

God:

Mercymorn:

God: here? right in front of your salad?

Shuttle ride super awkward (saw a meme)

Gideon: I have made Harrowhark into a Lyctor The Emperor: You've fucked up a perfectly good necromancer is what you did! Look at it. It's got anxiety

Straight romance books:

Rose likes John, but oh no, Rose also likes Mike

Lesbian romance books:

Rose has asked her toxic coworker, who kinda has a crush on her, to give her a lobotomy with an Icepick so she can forget about her situationship, who she killed and canibalized, and focus more on the love of her life: A corpse that is at least a few hundred years old.