lemonmaid - God, Strike me now.
God, Strike me now.

I guess I'm a omegaverse writter now request and asks are open! 21 year old burnt out. they/them

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Laws That Twisted Wonderland Characters Probably Broke.

Laws that Twisted Wonderland Characters probably broke.

Trey and Lilia

FDA violations, baking and selling without a permit

Azul, Leona, Jade, Floyd

Attempted Murder, Black- Mail, hiring a hitmanz illegal trading

Cater and Vil

Doxxing, Death Threats

Rook

Stalking, kidnapping, theft, trespassing on private property

Leona and Jade

Treason, Third- degree murder, Assault, trespassing on private property

Kalim

Owning exotic animals, tax evasion, owning an unlicensed vehicle

Idila

Identity Theft, Scaming, Credit Card Fraud, Hacking

These are just headcannons I was thinking while at work, you can leave input or suggestions in the comments.

Obviously I do not condone these crimes and do not support it. These are not to be taken seriously

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2 years ago

I finally got this motherfucker.

I Finally Got This Motherfucker.

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3 years ago
TAIKA WAITITIVariety TV Fest 2022
TAIKA WAITITIVariety TV Fest 2022
TAIKA WAITITIVariety TV Fest 2022
TAIKA WAITITIVariety TV Fest 2022

TAIKA WAITITI Variety TV Fest 2022

2 years ago

Everyone please vote if eligible

❗VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION ❗

Hello, my fellow fanwork creators. Sorry to interrupt, but there's an important information you all should pay attention to.

In short, everyone who is eligible to vote for the election of OTW (they run AO3 and Fanlore), should vote against the candidate Tiffany G. If you have donated over 10$ to AO3 in the past year, you are eligible to vote for yourself, and for us, for every Archive of Our Own user, especially the creators in China. This is a very serious question.

In Tiffany's statement, they want to build a more strict censorship policy in AO3. They also talked about limiting the adult content so this website would "have a better image to public". And they said China banned AO3 because of "pedophilic content" but as a Chinese myself, we all know it's just because my country prohibits any sex-related website. So basically, if this Tiffany succeed to get a seat of OTW, AO3 will face more strict censorship, limited adult content, and for we, for Chinese users, the result would be more catastrophic.

Tiffany G also mentioned that they work in a governmental organisation in China. Just consider why a pro-censorship, fandom newbie(Tiffany said it themself), and government staff wants to run for the election of an organisation that is holistically against their agenda. In my personal worst imagination, once they got the seat, they will immediately pack all the information of Chinese users in AO3 and report them to the Government. The consequence will be horrible.

Please, vote for yourself, for us, and for the future of our favourite fanwork site. If you are not an eligible voter and you wanna do something, please let more people receive this information. Thank you.

I'm a bit concerned by one of the candidates running for the Organisation for Transformative Works (they run AO3 and Fanlore) board elections this month.

This interview from the start of August is not reassuringhttps://t.co/r36HxU6rrG

I won't be voting for them.

β€” milli πŸŒˆπŸ“šπŸŽ¨πŸ– hit_the_books (@hitthebookspost) August 11, 2022

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3 years ago

Prompt (Idk, but this an idea for something)

"You care about me right? That's why you won't leave me?" They said in a shaky voice, their hand reaching out for the other.

The other only stares, the sound of silence.

"You must love me, that's why you followed me home? Why you watched me from a distance?" They let their arms grasp around the other's waist, holding on for hope.

Finally the other spoke, "Maybe you were just imagining it, you're too self-centered"

Tears dropped down their face, "Please, just answer me. You won't leave me right? Please don't leave me like everyone else" They clung to the others back.

The two stood there in silence.


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3 years ago

Another Teaser [Prompt]

Tentions high between the two.

"So you've joined the rebellion?" Stede said with vemon in his voice.

Edward glared at him, "You've known about my plans for awhile."

Edward walked towards Stede, "After all, I told you about them in hope that you would join me".

"You know I can't" Stede turns away, staring at maps that were hung on the walls.

"Why? You, loyal to a king who doesn't give a damn about the people, but cares more about his spices?"

Stede looks down, sighing.

Edward, fuming with anger, "You know what it was like growing up surrounded by starving people? You know what is was like seeing your own neighbors die of diesease that could have been treated if they had the money for a doctor? Do you know what it was like seeing your own blood die?"

"No I do not Ed"

"Than you have no right, no right at all to tell me that I am not justifed to rebel the decree"

Edward walks out of the cabin, slaming the door, leaving Stede alone.


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