lemonmaid - God, Strike me now.
God, Strike me now.

I guess I'm a omegaverse writter now request and asks are open! 21 year old burnt out. they/them

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Laws That Twisted Wonderland Characters Probably Broke.

Laws that Twisted Wonderland Characters probably broke.

Trey and Lilia

FDA violations, baking and selling without a permit

Azul, Leona, Jade, Floyd

Attempted Murder, Black- Mail, hiring a hitmanz illegal trading

Cater and Vil

Doxxing, Death Threats

Rook

Stalking, kidnapping, theft, trespassing on private property

Leona and Jade

Treason, Third- degree murder, Assault, trespassing on private property

Kalim

Owning exotic animals, tax evasion, owning an unlicensed vehicle

Idila

Identity Theft, Scaming, Credit Card Fraud, Hacking

These are just headcannons I was thinking while at work, you can leave input or suggestions in the comments.

Obviously I do not condone these crimes and do not support it. These are not to be taken seriously

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More Posts from Lemonmaid

2 years ago

Realization.

You know, as a kid everything was way more colorful than it is now. It's like seeing through a different lens, but you remove those lens when you realize how shitty everything is.

I had speech therapy alot growing up, at first I couldn't pronounce my 'R's, 'S's.

Astronaut was the hardest word for me to pronounce.

When I 'graduated' from speech therapy I was happy, this ment I wouldn't miss any of my classes, I missed math alot in elementary.

I think my lens were removed when I was placed in Special Education. After being held back from math so long it was hard for me to understand and make progress without getting frustrated or crying because it didn't make sense to me. I think what upset me more was people treating me like i was stupid.

Then I realized how shitty people were.


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2 years ago

Random headcannoms I have about Twisted wonderland characters part 2.

Rook Hunt

The most toxic boyfriend ever, look of how he treats Vil, man sometimes points out Vil's flaws or tells him he's gaining weight. I know he doesn't understand social cues.

Divus Crewel

When students look him up on MagiCam, he pops up as a 5 year award winning dog show championship. This man treats his dogs like they are royalty; most students try to get on his good side by bring dog goodies to him, but that ends being a lecture of how bad that dog food brand is.

Cater Diamond

If you've seen 'Super High' there is one scene where a girl is her own cheerleading squad because she can make clones. Cater is his own cheerleading team, he begged Crowley for a cheerleading team because RSA had one (I feel like Cater tried to apply to RSA but didn't get in ), lucky he brided Crowley with saying it will only be him so Crowley didn't have to be responsible for injuries of others.

Azul Ashengrotto

He ruins the curve of every test, it would be a very hard exam and most would get below a 70 but he always gets 100 (Jamil seconds by getting an 85 and Sebek getting an 95), so students end up with the bad scores. This makes others want to transfer to different periods of the class. Azul knows about this and acts like it's fine, but he cries and Jade and Floyd about, "why does no one want to be around me! No one even wants to be in the same class as me!". Floyd straights up tells him it's the fact he ruins the curve on a test. Then Azul doesn't care anymore because he can now benefit from it, (like how he was selling study guide in chapter three).

Mozus Trien

Dress codes the students all the time; your uniform is fading? Dress code. You're not wearing the right color gloves or socks? Dress code. I feel like he dress codes Yuu on purpose, (I feel like there isn't detention but you get punished by doing yardwork so this benefits Crowley and makes the school look better), Yuu's clothing isn't the latest model of the school uniform? Well they are going to be dress coded untill they get a new uniform.

Ashton Vargas

You know how in middle school in P.E you had to ruin a mile so some people walked it? I feel like if he sees you walking or sitting on the side when there is an activity (like dodge-ball or rope climbing) he is going to write you up and make you come in after school or during lunch to make up the activities you weren't involved in, but he will make you do double the amount of work. Sorry my non-athetic and introverted friends.

Lilia Vanrouge

This man has been through every part of history, he knows everything. (In the lesson you can see him saying, "oh is that how they are telling it now?". I feel like he couldn't be religious, because he would just say "oh I was there, that didn't happen instead this did" and go for hours telling how the story went. Also I bet this fucker does know how to cook but he is really lazy, so he pretends not being able to cook, just so people don't ask.

That's all I can think of for now, but send in request!


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2 years ago

Am in the middle of writing a new chapter for my small series and I'm half way done. But I just realized I spelt Sebeck's name wrong....

2 years ago

I finally got this motherfucker.

I Finally Got This Motherfucker.

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3 years ago

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