I Fell Off My Scooter Because I Wanted To Know What Would Happen If I Tried To Drive Onto The Grass From

I fell off my scooter because I wanted to know what would happen if I tried to drive onto the grass from the sidewalk

Fun fact: you will fall.

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

Mr. Fantastic: Your Ex-Boyfriend is going to kill us all, Charles.

Professor X: Your Ex-Boyfriend Has killed us all, Reed.

Bill watching the fandom blame Mabel for Weirdmageddon:

all the years of manipulation and hard work just for someone else to get the credit

ok but for real, why was Mabel so villainized she didn't deserve that

is there anyone here that actually hates her still