A Hitman Who Advertises His Services The Way A Commission Artist Does

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

Hey, it’s what sisters and besties are for.

I’m not sure my tiny little blog will get this to anyone who needs it, but just in case. 

Stay safe everyone.

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

Heeeeeee yes this.

somebody teach me how to be a real goth……

Filk follower here. I would love that. I grew up with my dad singing Tom Lehrer to us.

I will never understand why Tom Lehrer is not a massive thing on tumblr.

For anyone who doesn’t know, Tom Lehrer was a Harvard mathematics lecturer who did musical satire in his spare time during the 50s and 60s.

He’s basically a lyrical genius: ridiculously clever and funny and awesome.

His songs cover pretty much every topic imaginable as well, from the political (the atomic bomb and world war three) to social issues (tolerance, drugs, homosexuality and religion) to environental issues (pollution and animal welfare) to the macabre and the kinky (masochism, necrophilia and dirty novels). And all in a tongue-in-cheek, amazingly still relevant way.