Help I Was Just Trying To Write Childe Smut And Diluc Somehow Made His Way In... So, Threesome?

help i was just trying to write childe smut and diluc somehow made his way in... so, threesome?

For your Secret Santa, Albedo

OPEN WITH CAUTION. CONTAINS NSFW CONTENT. MDNI!

warnings: body worship, lingerie, love hotel, unprepared but protected sex, simp perv albedo, mentions of masturbation

word count: 1.9k (unedited ehe)

setting: secret santa gathering with your friends.

When it was time to hand out the gifts, you watched Albedo excitedly, watching your best friend for his reaction to your prepared present. You knew Albedo loved painting and cameras, so you had purchased a new set of brushes as well as a SD card for his photographs. You may have gone a bit over budget, spending plenty on your dear friend. After all, if Albedo was happy, so were you! So when Albedo’s expression doesn’t light up as you expected but rather stays the same, impassive and thanking you softly, though it doesn’t sound so sincere, your heart aches. Was the gift not good enough? You really wanted to make your Christmas with your best friend special, so there’s no harm in asking what Albedo really wanted right?

You get up from beside Diluc, ignoring your secret santa in favour of sitting on Albedo’s lap and leaning into his ear to ask. “Bedo.. tell me, did you not like the present? What did you really want?” You don’t know how much you affect him with your voice and breath tickling his ear while seated upon him, Albedo fights the urge to take you right there. Instead, he pulls you close, a lock of your hair in his hands as he smirks at your curious expression.

“You want to know what I really want?” You’re perched above his crotch and the way you bounce involuntarily as you nod eagerly, like a puppy waiting for their owner to toss a bone, not realising that you’re stirring Albedo’s arousal and testing his rationality with every movement you make.

With a low groan, Albedo leans in beside your ear and whispers in a husky tone, “Wanted your used panties baby.”

Immediately, you’re flustered by your best friend’s lewd request, pushing his chest playfully though you feel heat rushing down to your private parts. “Don’t be silly, you don’t mean that right ‘bedo?”

His unchanging smug expression and stiffening hard on that he grinds onto your ass say otherwise, “Didn’t you want to give me a present I really liked? I’ve told you now, I want that flimsy cloth soaked and wrapped around my cock when I jerk off to you. You want me to repeat it again louder? For everyone to know, hmm?”

You shake your head no, face flushed red from Albedo’s dirty talk and cover his mouth with your hand, looking around you at your friends and checking if anyone heard what Albedo said. Luckily, it seems like the gathering is going on merrily unaware of Albedo’s illicit wish and you yelp when he licks your palm, removing your hand with a pout.

“Don’t- ‘bedo that’s not nice..” Albedo just smiles charmingly at you, pressing an apologetic kiss to your hand. “And you’re naughty for not fulfilling my wish.. I even got you lingerie for your present.”

You gasp with wide eyes, surprised that Albedo would even see you that way but you really can’t say no to your best friend that you’re oh so attracted to. Albedo seems to notice how he has you captivated and blushing at his implications, capturing your lips in a soft kiss, drawing out an aroused whine from you. With his hands on your hips, Albedo gyrates his erection against you while devouring your mouth, only pulling away with heaving pants to lean his forehead against yours.

“Wanna go to a love hotel?”

After the two of you escape the event with reddened faces, your body clung to Albedo’s arm and needy for his touch following such an addicting taste of him. By the time you’ve entered the room, you’re desperate for Albedo to take you as his present, but he stalls, producing a sleek designer box for you to unwrap.

“Put this on for me please, baby?” Unable to resist Albedo’s request and mind fuzzy from the need to have Albedo already that you obey, opening the box to a lacy set that looked so expensive and seductive. If Albedo wanted to see you sensual, then why not give him a show, stripping slowly as he watches with those smouldering teal eyes, removing each item and letting them fall to the floor. When you’re close to bare, you slip out of your panties before dangling them by your fingertips at Albedo.

“Your present? I’ve got to put on yours for me, ‘bedo.” You might’ve been partially nude near Albedo before but never fully or when he’s eating you up with his eyes, gaze trailing your every curve and landing on the item of clothing in your hands. Albedo snatches them out of your hand and ushers you to the bathroom, your gift for him tucked safely into his pants.

“Fuck, go put it on before I lose control, you’re so beautifully inviting right now.”

You can’t help but blush, feeling so desired by Albedo and close the door with a shy smile towards him. It doesn’t take long for you to dress in the lingerie, the light fabric delicate against your skin and not leaving much to imagination while highlighting your body shape. When you’re leaving the restroom to return to Albedo, you’re met with the sight of Albedo in a revealing robe, his taut chest muscles on display, making you look away bashfully, cheeks warm with your interest in Albedo.

Albedo catches your face in his hands, tilting your chin upwards to look him in his eye and strokes your lips with his thumb. He looks entranced, lust evident as he stares down at your scantily covered body, making you squirm under his ogling.

“You look like a dream come true, god you’re like a painting. This isn’t just a delusional fantasy, is it? You really are in front of me, my every desire.”

Clearly Albedo’s just as affected by you as you are by him and you waste no time to let him know this was reality, your tongue flicking out to swirl around his thumb. “Mmm, you like it that much? How about it pushed to the side with you inside me?”

Albedo responds by removing his thumb and lifting you up, your legs wrapping around his waist instinctively as he carries you towards the bed, murmuring lewd promises. “I love it, you’re such a tempestuous angel, let me worship you before taking my fill of your cunt.”

And worship you he does, littering your skin with reverent kisses as you writhe against the sheets. The way Albedo sucks blossoming hickey beginning from your calves to inner thighs has you wet against the dainty fabric of your panties, clamping your legs to shy away from the tickling sensation, only for him to part them wide, looking up at you as he marks you intimately with saliva wetting your skin. It’s lewd and embarrassing how your mind becomes dazed, neglected pussy aching with need as Albedo takes his time, teasing like you’re just a doll for his entertainment. He paints your blank canvas of skin with blemishes that resemble his teeth marks, leisurely lapping at the tainted spot as you squirm. Albedo doesn’t seem satisfied until discoloured hickeys adorn your stomach, chest, collarbone and neck. Even then, he’s palming your tits, groping at them through the flimsy fabric as he sucks a yet another love bite onto your neck, pussy leaking slick as he stimulates your hardened nipples. “So pliant, so pretty and all mine.”

Albedo’s voice is deep with possession as he makes you whimper with burning want, “Please, just fuck me already-!”

Albedo hushes you as he reaches to the drawer beside the mattress, procuring a condom and tearing it open with a loud rip, your body twitching in excitement to finally have Albedo inside you. Albedo looks so handsome as he slips off the robe, his sculpted naked body for you to see as he puts on the condom onto his girthy erection, head leaking precum as it stands proudly upright. You gulp to yourself, he’s so big, could you really take your best friend inside? Without much prep other than the slick dripping down your thighs and limited lube provided by the rubber, you’re nervous though the excitement for pleasure overrides your fear as you use your fingers to offer your hole to Albedo, the panties tucked to the side to allow him access.

“You ready baby? I’m taking my gift, thank you sweetheart.”

With his dick rubbing against your slick entrance, collecting juices to prepare for a wet slide in, you nod your head yes as he slips into your cunt, throbbing tip popping in with a loud squelch and sounds of moaning from you both. As Albedo moves deeper inside, he’s slotted his lips against yours, distracting you from the brutal stretch of your tight insides by kneading the flesh of your hips. The messy kiss between you two reflects the mess Albedo’s making of your insides, quivering with mixed pleasure and pain as his cock is sinking deeper inside you. As Albedo pulls away from your mouth, a string of spit connecting your lips after the sloppy kiss, he pushes his way in with the hilt flush against your cunt, left palm moving from your hip to stroke at your bulging abdomen.

“Fuck, look at the way I’m all in. Gonna fuck you now pretty, you’re so good for me.”

You can only whine in response, feeling stuffed full and on edge with the weight of Albedo’s bulging cock inside you, eyes rolling back as he begins to thrust into you, squeezing tight on the painfully pleasurable intrusion. Albedo just can’t get enough of you, whimpering and trembling as he fucks you, loud snaps of his hips as his heavy balls slap obscenely against your ass. His grip is bruising on your waist and he uses his left hand to lift your leg up, pulling you into a new position, rutting even further inside as he searches for your sweet spot. Once Albedo’s nudging his tip around with his hips flush against yours, he strikes home at your spongy bundle of nerves, body tensing in response as your mouth forms a pretty ‘O’.

“Found it, hmm?” “Oh- ‘bedo, right there!”

Albedo coos at your cute reaction, pounding even harder into you, aiming with every stroke to fuck at your sensitive spot until you’re exploding with orgasm, mind going blank as your senses burst with electric pleasure, legs shaky as he pummels you through your climax. He can’t last long however with you spasming around his length, walls like a vice as he too reaches his high, spurting his load into the condom as he stills inside with a breathy groan. You’re worn out and slumped against the pillow of the bed, chest heaving still from the aftershocks of creaming on Albedo’s cock as he slowly pulls out, ditching the condom and collapsing next to you.

Albedo pulls your weary form close to him, hand carding gently through your hair as he kisses your forehead, arms wrapped comfortingly around you. “You were so perfect for me, let’s rest now. Thank you for such a wonderful Christmas gift.” You can’t help but yawn and snuggle into his broad chest as you doze off, glad you managed to make Christmas with Albedo such a success.

a/n: all i have to say is enjoy your holidays, be like albedo and use a condom.

childe n me as his puppy <3 gonna tackle him w kisses and squish him >:3

the rest of the secret santas r going well... <3

thinking about him… being fed upon n drugged <3

omg now i’m thinking of that art of zhongli as a vampire

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i bet he’d talk about something so boring as he has you on his lap and drinks your blood <33 -degen anon <33

vampire zhongli and i would get along so well.

his quirks are all explained by his lengthy lifetime, eloquent speech and customary differences that confuse your cute little brain. zhongli rants on about the properties of his fangs and your blood as you stupidly cuddle into his chest while on his lap, not knowing that he’s telling you very important things! his pointed sharp canines can make you lightheaded n drunk, drugged by his hormones, making you a perfect blood source that would hump zhongli in lust as he grazes on your neck <3 all you know is that when with zhongli, everything feels so good, not knowing you’re addicted to being bitten by the centuries old vampire.

hm. are you cheating on me?

i can feel my blood boiling.