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that's true, I was in Helex's melting chamber


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WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!


I needed a distraction x)
Because of these sketches, there was a headcanon about prime Ravage. He's a beast who befriends Soundwave as a kitten (i.e. he's not part of Soundwave like Laserbeak).

However, Ravage was caught and put on a chain to be a wild beast in the arena. And that was the reason why Soundwave went into gladiators. He was given the condition that he would get his pet if he became the champion of the arena.However it's not a place you can walk away from of your own free will but where fighters fight until they die of exhaustion or are killed in battle.

Ravage was killed before Megatron started his revolution, so it was an additional reason for Soundwave to join the decepticons and despise the autobots.
(Actually on the second sketch it's just a random beast x) With random weapon. And only then did the headcanons already go. So it's not so much Ravage here, but just a hint of him)
And now we remember who Ornstein is transforming into in Part 9 x) (he's a lion, but he's basically a big black cat too)

Back on my bullshit
Pt. 1 - Pt. 2 - Pt. 3











Welcome to Swerve's! No guns, no swords, no briefcases!!




I like to think that even other machines think V1 is a freak.





Special thanks to @/CrypticDragon23 for letting me use Cassiel as Gabrielâs sudden mentor <3
Someone plz help him



The Mandalorian #5 - "The Gunslinger" (2023)
written by Rodney Barnes art by Georges Jeanty, Dexter Vines, & Rachelle Rosenberg
Iâm in the need for some soft Din and his green son. Could you draw Din asleep with the Child sitting on his chest trying to wake him up? I send you my loveđ

Naptime in hyperspace! Mando needs the sleep a lot more than his small green sonâŚÂ
Theyâre the worst couple on the ship
i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic

Happy Ketchup and Mustard Deadpool and Wolverine Day!

I finally realised why this panel sticks out to me.Â
For context: Everyone just arrived in the nightmare Functionist Universe, theyâve ended up somewhere they arenât supposed to be, and the little drone is basically a cop who wants to search everyone.Â
And this scene sticks out to me, this panel in particular, because Ratchet is the only one who challenges the cop-drone.Â
Which is pretty significant, actually.Â
How to Deal With Space Cops: Fucking Donât! Unless You Can Get Away With It.Â
Rodimus, Drift, Megatron, and Terminus all come from backgrounds where they were all harassed by authority figures on at least a fairly regular basis; Theyâre far more familiar with being pushed around by cops than Ratchet would be.Â
Granted, Ratchet worked in the Dead End and undoubtedly got some degree of shit for it, but he still had the social class/caste status to dodge the more severe questioning, and had friends who were active duty cops himself. He got bothered by some authority figures, but for the most part, he could talk back without fear of suffering any of the more severe repercussions that most of the others here would be facing if they did anything similar.Â
Authorities Arenât That Scared of AuthoritiesÂ
Chromedome, Rewind, Roller, and Minimus have all worked for or alongside bodies of authority themselves, and therefore likely arenât as immediately resistant; They want to get through this without incident if they can, and in their minds, that means hearing out the cop-bot before they do anything. Their reactions are on hold. Theyâre listening, not talkingâ Because most of them have been the person questioning others before.Â
Gutter Mechs Know The Unspoken Reality of ThingsÂ
But check out the looks on Rodimus and Terminusâ faces. Theyâre just like, alright, this shit again. Theyâre not letting their faces show anything that a cop-drone might interpret as resistance or aggression, or they know theyâre fucked.Â
Drift and Megatron actively look put off, because theyâre taking more of a defensive approach. Theyâve both been treated severely and with suspicion by authority figures before, especially representatives of law enforcement, so theyâre not saying anythingâBut their expressions show that theyâre already calling bullshit on whatever this little cop-drone wants with them. âWhat does this thing want with us, now?â And rightfully, they donât say shit. They know better.Â
Itâs a brilliant little bit of visual storytelling. Their reactionsâor lack thereofâin their faces is a nice touch. The group of bots present consists of a mix of people with very different experiences of dealing with (or working with) oppressive authorities in their pasts, and Ratchet is the only bot here who wasnât either a gutter mech or low class/caste, and also wasnât an authority figure himself (his authority is entirely within the role of CMO, which is still a position of authority within a medical context, but not beyond that).Â
Ratchet Had a Cop Friend, So Now His Ingrained Perspective on Authority is Somewhat Fucked
So of course, Ratchet, who has been relatively protected from the worst outcomes of dealing with cops in the past, is the only one to speak up here and risk challenging the cop-drone with a questionâ Because why wouldnât he push back? Heâs never suffered at the hands of cops and was never a cop himself. He had cop friends. Surely the cop-drone has to provide a reason for a stop and search? And surely he knows that isnât necessarily the case in reality, but he still asks, like heâs surprised or caught off guard to at least some degree. (Oh, Ratchet. I like to think that Drift talked to him about this shit afterwardsâŚ)Â
Ratchet never worked for or alongside a police department before. He doesnât grasp how fucked he is, if that little cop-drone decides heâs a non-person on a whim. He might understand that thereâs risk in this interaction on an intellectual level, but on a personal risk level, heâs never really been at that much risk of being trashed by the cops.Â
Even when working in the Dead End, his cop friend(s) clearly knew about it and never arrested him for it. Shit, we know at least one of his cop friends actively helped him out by dropping off potential patients at his clinic.Â
So everyone else present has some level of experience, good or bad, with dealing with actual cop bullshit. But the majority of Ratchetâs personal experience with cops has been entirely through the lens of being a respected mid or high class/caste bot with a profession that benefits pretty much everyone, including the cops. Heâs largely been âsafeâ, even when doing unsafe/illegal shit like running his Dead End clinic. Â
So of course, his immediate reaction to being stopped and searched is essentially total bewilderment.Â
Privilege: Legacy of Cybertronâs Past Â
Itâs entirely possible that Ratchet, even when working in the Dead End, has never really been all that bothered by cops/authorities before, despite the risks involved in running his clinic there.Â
This might be the first time that heâs being stopped and searched like this. Heâs never really been profiled or viewed by authorities in this way before, at least not so directly. Heâs now dealing with a cop-drone that is treating him the way they treat most people, not the way they treat Ratchet the Medic and Trusted Friend of a Police Captain Equivalent, because the authorities in this universe are ones that he has no personal connection or familiarity with.Â
His profile isnât automatically popping up with all his credentials next to his name. Heâs just some bot, with a bunch of other bots, and heâs now suspect. And that seems to have caught him off guard, a little bit.Â
Nobody else is saying shit, because they understand this situation more personally. Theyâve either been treated like shit by cops before, or theyâve BEEN cops before.Â
But Ratchet is the odd one out, and heâs the only one with the particular social status of being a medical doctor, and so he pushes back, because what, exactly, did this little cop-drone say to him? And he feels secure enough to actually ask the drone for clarification. The authority figure bots know to stay quiet and let the cop-drone lead, and the gutter mechs/low class bots know that whatever they say, theyâre about to get arrested anyway.Â
Nobody but Ratchet is surprised, and it really feels like Ratchet is showing some of his pre-war social privilege here, totally by accident. Itâs not his fault, itâs just how he experienced pre-war life compared to the others. Cybertron was a shitty place, and Ratchet was only aware of how shitty it was because of his personal drive to engage with those of lower classes/castes in order to try to assist them; If he hadnât actively desired to open his own clinic in the Dead End, he would have stayed in Iacon, surrounded by other mid or high class bots. The same people he had spent most of his time interacting with, up until that point.Â
We see how he handles Drift in the flashback to when they had first met; His advice comes from good intentions and genuine desire to help Drift, but the advice is ultimately hollow and impossible for Drift to commit to. Ratchet is shown as not really grasping how dire things are, that itâs not possible for Drift or other bots like him to simply walk into a job centre and pick up a paying gig. It took some time for Ratchet to understand this, because it wasnât his lived experience; As a medic top of his class, heâs always been in high demand. But that isnât the reality for Drift.Â
Itâs a realistic approach to exploring class/caste differences, and I really appreciate it.Â
This panel is a genius quick and subtle way to emphasise the class/caste differences between all of the characters here, and highlight how vastly differently these bots would all be treatedâ Both in their actual past, and in this alternate Functionist universe.Â
Anyway itâs 3 AM so Iâm going to bed now, just wanted to write this out before I forgot about it LMAO <3Â
I canât recall the exact issue this panel is from at the moment, but when I remember or get the time to look it up again, Iâll edit this to let yâall know! :)Â

three blokes who do fuck all


idiot baby kill credit fight

tailgate doesn't rlly uhhhh look before he speaks




The tables have turned against himÂ
Tony and Ezekiel video live rent free in my head

Little sketch of bishoujo Starscream but it's retro anime â¨





I just got a temporary new tablet cord and this is one of the first things I've drawn with it.