Theyre Married Theyre Besties Theyre A Situationship They Have A Queer Platonic Relationship Theyre Divorced

they’re married they’re besties they’re a situationship they have a queer platonic relationship they’re divorced they’re polyamorous with that other guy and maybe that one guy too they’re a force of nature they’ve tried to kill each other at least once they’re soulmates they’d find each other in any universe they’re just the worst they’re hand in unlovable hand they’re married again they’re divorced again and then married again……. i didn’t say their names but they popped into your head right

“Jolene" 

 Your beauty is beyond compare

I shudder from your Eldritch stare 

With scaly skin and fins of emerald green

i think my favorite response to a complaint about someone is "we should kill them"

!! This is great

@frogtossing

i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

i always mean it when i say i love you btw