Anyway Remember That Time A Guy Walked Into The Room And Sherlock Immediately Assessed Whether Or Not

anyway remember that time a guy walked into the room and sherlock immediately assessed whether or not he was straight or gay and concluded he was gay based on popular underwear trends in the gay community

ROSAMUND MARRIOTT WATSON WROTE A POEM WHERE:

A WIFE - DISGUISED AS A WOLF - STEALS THE CHILDREN FROM HER HUSBAND

THE HUSBAND WOUNDS THE WOLF BY CUTTING ITS PAW AND TELLS THE WIFE TO DISPLAY THE PAW AS A WARNING TO THE WOLF

SHE REVEALS HERSELF TO BE THE WOLF

THE HUSBAND VOWS THE NEXT TIME THEY MEET ONE OF THEM WILL DIE

THE WOLF FLEES

Why would I want to have dinner if I wasn’t hungry?

magnussen literally went and kidnapped one random person sherlock was seemingly close to, pretended to cook him medium rare, watched sherlock go fucking bananas about it and was like, whoa, lucky me, found the love interest

Mofftiss: they know about Mary how do we keep them from getting the whole plot immediately

Mofftiss: well it looks like a good majority of them are lesbians.... what if we made Amanda look hotter than ever in the gayest way possible to distract them

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible