Idc How Bad This Is I Am Tired Which Meannnsn You Get Sleepy Cathythats, Thats Supposed To Be Coffee.

idc how bad this is i am tired which meannnsn you get sleepy cathy…that’s,  that’s supposed to be coffee. i can’t draw coffee

@jane-fucking-seymour did I do it right

Catalina: You’re starting to forget your Spanish. You don’t practice.

Cathy: Lo siento, Madrina. Estoy embarazada.

Catalina: You just told me you’re pregnant.

Anna: Congratulations Cathy, you’re glowing.

canon jane seymour: lovely ponytail you have there it would be a shame is someone were to *PROCEEDS TO YANK RIGHT AT IT*

six fanon jane seymour: aww my dear darling daughter katherine howard i will protect you from all the evils of this world

Actual gremlin millie o’connell

From @vicki_manser’s instagram

a moment of silence for anne boleyn, who was unjustly condemned by a jury that knew she was innocent solely because henry viii was a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece

but also

a moment of silence for katheryn howard, who was unjustly condemned and executed as a teenager simply because she wasn’t a virgin when she married henry viii, a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece

a moment of silence for katharine of aragon, who never surrendered and never lost the support of her people, who gave a badass mic drop speech straight in the face of henry viii, a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece who literally had to start a new religion just to mansplain an annulment because the entirety of europe knew better than to fuck with katharine “my mom was isabel of castilla and here’s james iv’s decapitated head” of aragon

a moment of silence for jane seymour, who had to live in silence and fear because henry viii was a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece who made it 100% clear that she was as disposable as the wife he beheaded literally the day before jane’s engagement

a moment of silence for kateryn parr, who had zero choice about marrying henry viii, a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece with a pretty well-established record of not being a particularly fantastic husband, who only escaped with her head still attached to her shoulders thanks to her own expert ability to wordsmith and flatter her way out of heresy charges

and

a moment of inappropriately loud cheering for anne of cleves, who turned a literal nightmare into a massive payoff and made everyone love her hard-partying, never-marrying-again self…and then went on to outlive everybody in what i like to imagine as a gesture of solidarity with the other five unfortunate queens, and also as a victorious middle finger to henry viii, a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece

long may they reign