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Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2

When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in

When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her

When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"

When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.

At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.

When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.

When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle

When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.

When I taught my wife how to waltz

Chinese weighlifter Li Wenwen successfully defended her title, winning the gold medal in the women's over 81kg category at the Paris Olympics on Sunday!

In her private life, the Li is actually a fan of traditional Chinese Hanfa.

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(Saw this post on Facebook and loved it, and since Facebook always steals Tumblr posts, I figure I can do the reverse and steal this Facebook post)

Happy Haunting to Boo and yours with the Happy Haunting Wally Darling Makeship plush toy!

Available now for their Menace Event alongside other really righteous creators! He's even brought his own goodie's for the occasion! This Devil is the life of the party! (Two candy corns, maybe more)

I've been living with him for a smidgen and I'm so delighted by him and I'm so thankful to have been invited to the event!

You can purchase him here too! Thank you!!

doberman femme bulldog butch what’s better than this

boomers be like "nobody had autism or ADHD when I was a kid!"

probably because back then, neurodivergent folks were dismissed as "insane" or "r-worded" and were thrown into mental asylums. and before that they were straight up just given hard drugs or lobotomies.

it's almost like as time goes on and technology/research evolves, so does our understanding of human beings and the inner workings of the mind.

WEIRD, RIGHT?

Never get discouraged when chasing your dreams.

Never get discouraged when chasing your dreams.

This is yuri.

Happy Disability Pride Month! 🩶💚❤️🤍💛💙🩶🌈 (x)

dancing at the pink pony club 🎠 prints of my Chappell Roan stuff on the way! (fighting the logistics battle rn bc I want to try to include international too 😭)

NEW CHALLANGE: Gaslight an unsuspecting friend that Piece By Piece is an official animated series (or something like Helluva Boss, Murder Drones, Ramshackle, ykyk)

Piece by Piece is my favorite indie animation show

I NEED to understand how this guy’s brain works

I NEED to understand how this guy’s brain works

QUEEN

Checking in

He hopes you're well

Now that TADC Episode 3 is only a few days away, id like to remind yall of the 1 week rule

Which is that i will NOT be posting any spoilers for a week so everyone can have a chance to watch it first :] i am follower of this rule.

you can't say that marnie

PIECE BY PIECE - Gif set !!

ko-fi🃏

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