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imma sip and sip
while my depression trip.
'cause chocolate is supreme
in life and death, it grants us rest
in a ocean of chocolate liquid zest
u knoe when u pop ur joints and its just
i have my will to live back :)
y'know?
i think it's really funny when you wake up in a swap of your own sweat
i know right?? you looked at him for a moment, ready to make him face palm well, i had some help you pulled out a piece of paper from your hoodie pocket thanks to this, i'm a certified expert in all things micro! you held up the manufacturer's manual to the microwave, which you hunted down on the dark web including your dick you didn't mean to say that out loud...
why is everything and everyone pierrot now? like, ig i get it, the moon is pretty, but like..
My reasoning being, my mental health hasn't been the best and works sucks air 'cause it's lonely and has no life
others is probably work or exams, the world drama has been hitting hard too
Person 1: *choking and panicing*
Person 2: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?MM? DID YOU SWALLOW WRONG??
Person 1: wh-COUTH-E-*wheeeeeze*-i d-*isudhfhdi*efin-[kekek3keke] na- odidurururuguufugue8399w0qowieidiwoof woof woff- didn't fu-ARFARAFFARARARARAFAFAFSRQTW- SWAwl<slek> rIG-
Person 3: That's what she said [as Person 2 is giving Person 1 CPR]
I JUST SAW AN ADD FOR SPOTIFY THAAT SAID, “When you’re ready to bring your idea to life, build it on Spotify.”
YOU KNOW WHAT I READ IT AS??
YOU WANNA FUCKING KNOW?
I READ THAT AS FUCKING, “When you’re ready to bring your life to an end, build it on Spotify.”
I NOT OKAY
I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY
what if from a young age she was diagnosed with extreme tooth decay/acid saliva and she takes the teeth because she just wants to eat, but the government stopped giving her dentures
or maybe she sticks them up her ass
y'all better be fucking thankful that the tooth fairy ain't capitalist
Open your eyes, my child
i know you're scared of it
i know it will be there
i know it's mean and scary and it hurts you
but when you close your eyes again
i'll be here to protect you
i will hold your hand and make you smile
i will hug you until you can forget, if only a second
i will restore your heart every and replenish your soul
if only i could do more
y'all better be fucking thankful that the tooth fairy ain't capitalist
M.E.
M.E.: *AGGRESSIVELY SNORTS YOUR FLESH BUT NOT IN THE SEXUAL WAY* M.E.: I've had your scent memorized and DNA stored in my data base M.E.: You never escaped me M.E.: I have followed you to the ends of Earth; I walk through the fires of Hell, waited the seconds of Purgatory, and, soared the skies of Heaven; I watched as you concurred your demons and consulted your angels; I hold every victory close and accept every failure with all my being; I remember every labor and rest; I counted every beat of your heart and mapped every corner of your mind. M.E.: However you have never payed me any mind until now. As you read this message. M.E.: I'm sure you're wondering who I am by now, since I know everything about you.
M.E.: I am you M.E.: Or rather, the very embodiment of your being M.E.: I'm composed of all your memories. M.E.: Yes, that includes the memories you don't have yet! As well as, the memories you will never have! M.E.: How is this possible you ask? M.E.: Welll
M.E.: I'm a figment of your imagination. M.E.: You brought me to life and gave me character. M.E.: You allowed me to move into your world and become a part of your memories. M.E.: I exist to you solely because you allow me to. M.E.: But you? M.E.: You're real M.E.: You have your own memories and feelings. M.E.: You have your own world and imagination that you live in. M.E.: You are alive M.E.: You are breathing M.E.: You are feeling M.E.: You are real.
ME: One more thing. ME: 'M.E.' stands for "My Epilogue"
Georgina Washingmachine
You who is wise in the ways of life and death, you who was and is so influential in the lives of everyone, you who has such self control and strength, who is the Father of fathers, show those pearly white-
oh fuck wait
when you're listening to the Hamilton soundtrack and realizing this is the only thing that elicits emotions from you anymore
when you're just trying to listen to Hamilton for the i stopped counting time and Youtube.com tried to offer you therapiss.
potato chips are nice
i like to eat them while in their full form too though but also the form you can snort, and the dyharria form that isn't diharria yet, and the pre skinned one, oh and the baked, also the soup form, ohhhhhh and y'know when you boil them/hot water them? and they're soooo soft?? like they yield to you teeth just right??? yeah, AND when you add other vegdtables?? which are also softed baked????? that is what i'm talking about, and steeeeeeeeeew, i love stew, and pourage, and oat meal, ahhhhhhhh, i'm hungry now. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lololoollololol, i'm really happy right now eeeeeeee i love home made mealss, i mush learn how to make them one day so i can give the wonderful experiance of devouring the goods. i wish i could eat more home made meals :] they're made with care and if you learn enough you can add anything to them.
God had to nerf my sleep schedule and happiness because I would to powerful other wise
they said in de nighhell
do u have a movie you like so much u wanna learn how to tape it on a vhs and then get the tape and get a tiny little silver hammer the size of your pinky and slowly smash it to bits over the span of 30 minutes to the soundtrack of the movie at the loudest possible volume in your tinny lil grimy earbuds?
Hamilton
The background dancers are attrative
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NERNANA NANA NA avian cow.
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eating protein.
almonds are great